In the Manor Woods....
Cami: I cannot believe Dmitri!! That stupid... ARGHGH! He could have at least saved me!!
Cora: He... did try to save you.. but you uhh.. blew him off.
Cami: That's not the point!!
Cora: *sighs* This is just terrible!! I totally missed my 11am AND my 3pm appointment with V.. >.>
Cami: Why... do you have appointments with V? Are you doing business?
Cora: Errr.. yes business >.> Important business... Mama wants something and V is going to give it to her even if she takes it from his dying body!!
P: OH hey big brother!! Did you come to join the girls-only picnic?!
Anael: Winter has come for me.. can't carry on... The chains to my life are strong but soon they'll be gone.. I'll spread my wings one more time...
Cora: Anael!! Witten is going to have a heart attack if he finds you out here to rescue us!!
Cami: Hah. He didn't come to rescue us... he probably just got lost in the woods again and found us.
Anael: Now hear the forest talking.. insects and birds.. does the scent of soil and beast breathe life into the animal you hide? It's a great illusion one never knows... when you think you're really alone.. you feel the eyes of someone looking in on you...
P: *leaps across Anael's lap, nearly headbutting Cora in the chest* I AM SO STARVED!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN THERE FOR ME!!
Cora: Purgatory!! When I do manage to get pregnant it'll be months before there is anything in there!
Cami: Pregnant... what... does that word mean??!
Purgatory: Yeah!! Months!! That's like... less then a year!! That means soon!! Yay!!
Anael: Is it true what they say? Are we too blind to find a way? Fear of the unknown cloud our hearts today...
P: I think it's sexy when you are all big like that! Maybe if I eat alot of cupcakes I can get sexy-fat too!!
Cami: Fat?! What?! What the hell are you all talking about?!
Cora: Shhhht!! Ixnay on the ababyay while Amicay is here!!
Anael: *reaches out, playing with Cora's hair as he often does, running it through his fingers* I've been dreaming so long... to find a meaning, to understand. The secret of life.. why am I here? To try again?
Anael: No matter how many stones you put inside.. she always keeps floating inside your mind... with every turn of your head you see her face again.. until the end, over and over again...
Witten: *jumps out of a tree* .......... Wait a minute!!!
Witten: *counting* One.... two... three...
Witten: Four... five... six.... I'm missing one!!
Witten: WAIT!! I am only supposed to have one blue haired one!!!! THIS DOESN'T ADD UP!!
Anael: *grabs his goggles* .......
Anael: *slides them down over his face...* ......
Witten: *takes out his sword* MALE!! EVACUATE MY CAMP AT ONCE BEFORE I SLICE YOU TO PIECES!!! AGHGHGHHH!!
Anael: *runs off*
Witten: *chases him, screaming at the top of his lungs*
Back At The Manor...
Ophelia: *giggles almost nonstop, having a very grand time playing with Osirus' necklace* ^___^
Odette: Osirus. Osirus. Osirus. Osirus. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry!! Feed me. Feed me!!
Osirus: *growling darkly* Where in the nine levels of hell is she....
Back In The Woods...
Purgatory: Oh!! I just realized... I need to pee -.-
Cora: You're going... to have to do it in the bushes. Use those big maple leaves to wipe they work pretty well.... *sighs*
Purgatory: *crawls off* Okay~!
A Little While Later...
Eliza: Well... P is either lost or she found her way back to the house.
Cami: Well that's a tossup ain't it.
Cora: I bet she found her way back home. If Anael can wander around in these woods and manage to always get back in time for dinner... I think P is just fine.
Cami: I'm at the point right now... where screw the horse... I just want to get the hell out of here!! It's almost about to get dark and I'm starving and I'm BORED AS HELL.
Osirus: And what is all this? Some kind of foolish picnic? You have duties Eliza... you dare to just scamper off and leave the little ones to run amok?!
Eliza: Hey. I didn't just scamper off. We're being held hostage by that psychotic cat with a sword.
Cora: Osirus it's true. Witten has held us captive here all day.
Osirus: That impudent runt.
Nicodemus: ...... do you want me to kill him Father?
Osirus: Not... yet. Escort the women back to the Manor. If you run into him on your way back.. do as you will.
Nicodemus: Yes Father. As you wish. Let's go ladies.
Eliza: *getting up* Finally.
Eliza: *walks past Osirus towards the house* It took you long enough.
Osirus: *hissing* Feed Odette as soon as you get back and get them both out of my sight!
Cami: *stands up indignantly* Where's the pony?! I demand to be rescued on a pony!!
Osirus: Don't test my patience - start walking.
Cami: *grumbles* some kinda... grumble... grumble... stupid rescue this is... grumble...
Nicodemus: Father... those two.
Osirus: Get up!! You are wasting my time!!
Cora: Actually... I think Minue and I... are going to stay here... I don't want Witten to come back.. and be... all alone.
Osirus: Sentimental little idiot. *heads towards the house* Leave them.
Nicodemus: As you wish.
About Ten Minutes Later...
Minue: *spots a little field mouse, her pupils expanding as she wiggles her butt, ready to pounce on it*
Witten: *gasps* What.... WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?!
Cora: Everyone.. went back to The Manor, Witten. It's over.
Witten: WHAT?! Why?!?! *sits down next to Cora* Why has everyone run away?! Why run away from the wonderful, beautiful me?!?!
Cora: Errr... I dont' think... hmm... *thinking* How is the best way to put this so that he doesn't get his feelings hurt...... I don't think everyone was ready for that kind of commitment Witten.
Witten: BAWWW!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!! I can never return home without anything to show for it!! I would only return home in utter disgrace!!! My father will never un-banish me now!!! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!
Cora: *quietly* Oh poor Witten....
Witten: *sobs pitifully*
Cora: *pats his back* There there... you poor thing... how about I make... tuna casserole for dinner tonight? Would that make you feel better?
Witten: *perks up* Tuna casserole?!
Minue: *mews* Tuuuuna?! Fish?!
Cora: Heehee yes <3 Let's go back home.
....
Cami: I cannot believe Dmitri!! That stupid... ARGHGH! He could have at least saved me!!
Cora: He... did try to save you.. but you uhh.. blew him off.
Cami: That's not the point!!
Cora: *sighs* This is just terrible!! I totally missed my 11am AND my 3pm appointment with V.. >.>
Cami: Why... do you have appointments with V? Are you doing business?
Cora: Errr.. yes business >.> Important business... Mama wants something and V is going to give it to her even if she takes it from his dying body!!
P: OH hey big brother!! Did you come to join the girls-only picnic?!
Anael: Winter has come for me.. can't carry on... The chains to my life are strong but soon they'll be gone.. I'll spread my wings one more time...
Cora: Anael!! Witten is going to have a heart attack if he finds you out here to rescue us!!
Cami: Hah. He didn't come to rescue us... he probably just got lost in the woods again and found us.
Anael: Now hear the forest talking.. insects and birds.. does the scent of soil and beast breathe life into the animal you hide? It's a great illusion one never knows... when you think you're really alone.. you feel the eyes of someone looking in on you...
P: *leaps across Anael's lap, nearly headbutting Cora in the chest* I AM SO STARVED!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN THERE FOR ME!!
Cora: Purgatory!! When I do manage to get pregnant it'll be months before there is anything in there!
Cami: Pregnant... what... does that word mean??!
Purgatory: Yeah!! Months!! That's like... less then a year!! That means soon!! Yay!!
Anael: Is it true what they say? Are we too blind to find a way? Fear of the unknown cloud our hearts today...
P: I think it's sexy when you are all big like that! Maybe if I eat alot of cupcakes I can get sexy-fat too!!
Cami: Fat?! What?! What the hell are you all talking about?!
Cora: Shhhht!! Ixnay on the ababyay while Amicay is here!!
Anael: *reaches out, playing with Cora's hair as he often does, running it through his fingers* I've been dreaming so long... to find a meaning, to understand. The secret of life.. why am I here? To try again?
Anael: No matter how many stones you put inside.. she always keeps floating inside your mind... with every turn of your head you see her face again.. until the end, over and over again...
Witten: *jumps out of a tree* .......... Wait a minute!!!
Witten: *counting* One.... two... three...
Witten: Four... five... six.... I'm missing one!!
Witten: WAIT!! I am only supposed to have one blue haired one!!!! THIS DOESN'T ADD UP!!
Anael: *grabs his goggles* .......
Anael: *slides them down over his face...* ......
Witten: *takes out his sword* MALE!! EVACUATE MY CAMP AT ONCE BEFORE I SLICE YOU TO PIECES!!! AGHGHGHHH!!
Anael: *runs off*
Witten: *chases him, screaming at the top of his lungs*
Back At The Manor...
Ophelia: *giggles almost nonstop, having a very grand time playing with Osirus' necklace* ^___^
Odette: Osirus. Osirus. Osirus. Osirus. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry!! Feed me. Feed me!!
Osirus: *growling darkly* Where in the nine levels of hell is she....
Back In The Woods...
Purgatory: Oh!! I just realized... I need to pee -.-
Cora: You're going... to have to do it in the bushes. Use those big maple leaves to wipe they work pretty well.... *sighs*
Purgatory: *crawls off* Okay~!
A Little While Later...
Eliza: Well... P is either lost or she found her way back to the house.
Cami: Well that's a tossup ain't it.
Cora: I bet she found her way back home. If Anael can wander around in these woods and manage to always get back in time for dinner... I think P is just fine.
Cami: I'm at the point right now... where screw the horse... I just want to get the hell out of here!! It's almost about to get dark and I'm starving and I'm BORED AS HELL.
Osirus: And what is all this? Some kind of foolish picnic? You have duties Eliza... you dare to just scamper off and leave the little ones to run amok?!
Eliza: Hey. I didn't just scamper off. We're being held hostage by that psychotic cat with a sword.
Cora: Osirus it's true. Witten has held us captive here all day.
Osirus: That impudent runt.
Nicodemus: ...... do you want me to kill him Father?
Osirus: Not... yet. Escort the women back to the Manor. If you run into him on your way back.. do as you will.
Nicodemus: Yes Father. As you wish. Let's go ladies.
Eliza: *getting up* Finally.
Eliza: *walks past Osirus towards the house* It took you long enough.
Osirus: *hissing* Feed Odette as soon as you get back and get them both out of my sight!
Cami: *stands up indignantly* Where's the pony?! I demand to be rescued on a pony!!
Osirus: Don't test my patience - start walking.
Cami: *grumbles* some kinda... grumble... grumble... stupid rescue this is... grumble...
Nicodemus: Father... those two.
Osirus: Get up!! You are wasting my time!!
Cora: Actually... I think Minue and I... are going to stay here... I don't want Witten to come back.. and be... all alone.
Osirus: Sentimental little idiot. *heads towards the house* Leave them.
Nicodemus: As you wish.
About Ten Minutes Later...
Minue: *spots a little field mouse, her pupils expanding as she wiggles her butt, ready to pounce on it*
Witten: *gasps* What.... WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?!
Cora: Everyone.. went back to The Manor, Witten. It's over.
Witten: WHAT?! Why?!?! *sits down next to Cora* Why has everyone run away?! Why run away from the wonderful, beautiful me?!?!
Cora: Errr... I dont' think... hmm... *thinking* How is the best way to put this so that he doesn't get his feelings hurt...... I don't think everyone was ready for that kind of commitment Witten.
Witten: BAWWW!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!! I can never return home without anything to show for it!! I would only return home in utter disgrace!!! My father will never un-banish me now!!! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!
Cora: *quietly* Oh poor Witten....
Witten: *sobs pitifully*
Cora: *pats his back* There there... you poor thing... how about I make... tuna casserole for dinner tonight? Would that make you feel better?
Witten: *perks up* Tuna casserole?!
Minue: *mews* Tuuuuna?! Fish?!
Cora: Heehee yes <3 Let's go back home.
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