((Eden is back and revamped with a new faceup and wig~))
Iram: ... Corina. Come here a moment.
Cora: *plops down on the futon* What's up boss?
Iram: ... There's a message from the city. Take a look.
Cora: *gasps* OH MY GOD!! EDEN!!!!!!!!!!!
In Cora's Room...
Witten: ZzzzzZzzzzZZZZzz...
Eden: *punches him in the back of the head* WAKE UP!! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!!
Witten: Owwww waaaah...
Eden: *grabs his arm and tries to yank him off the bed* You stupid stupid moron!! GET UP!!
Witten: Arggghhh!! You barbaric woman!!
In the Living Room...
Witten: Now what in the world is the big freaking idea here!! You know that noon through six are my all important napping hours!!
Eden: You have got some serious fuckin explaining to do, cat.
Witten: What in the world kind of problem could she have with lil' ol' wonderful me?!
Cora: Just... listen to her Witten... err.. I think that Eden will explain it best.
Eden: Cora show him.
Cora: Iram can I borrow this for a minute?
Iram: Here, take it. I don't think I really want to be here for this... >.> *leaves*
Cora: Here. See. Minue had baby kittens.
Witten: Baby kitties!!!!! They are Minue's - no wonder they are running around like naked heathens... >.>
Eden: They are your baby kittens.
Witten: ??? You just said they were Minue's...?
Eden: THEY ARE BOTH OF YOURS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! It takes two to make babies and she's pegged you as the tom that KNOCKED HER UP!! Since when have you been screwing around with Minue she's like.... HALF YOUR SIZE!! That's a little more then perverted!!!
Witten: Stop prying!! What I do is none of your business!! *looks at the screen again*
Cora: So they are yours? You are the papa cat on this one?
Witten: I wondered why they looked so extraordinarily faabbbuulous! They obviously have my dashing good looks!!
Eden: *rolls her eyes* Oh for the love of...
Witten: *gasp* WHAT HAPPENED TO KENNETH CORIN ARTEMIS THE SIXTEENTH'S EYE?!?!
Cora: ..... So you've already named him.. do you know they were coming?
Witten: What! No I had no idea!!
Cora: Well let's send them a message.
Cora: Hi Min and... V.... *looks down* I'm doing okay... We let Witten know about the new babies... here he is...
Witten: HELLO MY PERFECT LITTLE ANGELIC BABIES!! I AM YOUR HANDSOME FATHER!!!!!
Witten: My dearest Minue we have quite delightful children but what in the world happened to Prince Kenneth Corin Artemis the Sixteenth's eye?! *gasp* Did he lose it on the way out?!
Witten: I'm pleased to see Princess Minue Francesca Alexandria Corina Gwendolyn Angelina Eden Avalon Camilla Elizabeth the Second has adorable pink ears like her deviously charming father!!
Cora: *offscreen* If she is the second... who is the first?
Witten: Her mother of course!!
Eden: *offscreen* I doubt Minue has any kind of name like that...
Witten: Be quiet!!
Cora: Squeee! You named her after some of us!! Did you hear it Eden?
Eden: Yeah... I heard it >.>
Witten: But of course! It is tradition in my country to name the Princesses after their mothers and favored subjects of the king!!
Cora: Favored... subjects.... uhrrmmm >.>
Witten: Come home to Daddy soon little ones!! I can't wait to see my gloriously handsome face reflected in the genetics of my own!! Squeee~~!
Eden: .... God someone shoot me please....
......
Iram: ... Corina. Come here a moment.
Cora: *plops down on the futon* What's up boss?
Iram: ... There's a message from the city. Take a look.
Cora: *gasps* OH MY GOD!! EDEN!!!!!!!!!!!
In Cora's Room...
Witten: ZzzzzZzzzzZZZZzz...
Eden: *punches him in the back of the head* WAKE UP!! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!!
Witten: Owwww waaaah...
Eden: *grabs his arm and tries to yank him off the bed* You stupid stupid moron!! GET UP!!
Witten: Arggghhh!! You barbaric woman!!
In the Living Room...
Witten: Now what in the world is the big freaking idea here!! You know that noon through six are my all important napping hours!!
Eden: You have got some serious fuckin explaining to do, cat.
Witten: What in the world kind of problem could she have with lil' ol' wonderful me?!
Cora: Just... listen to her Witten... err.. I think that Eden will explain it best.
Eden: Cora show him.
Cora: Iram can I borrow this for a minute?
Iram: Here, take it. I don't think I really want to be here for this... >.> *leaves*
Cora: Here. See. Minue had baby kittens.
Witten: Baby kitties!!!!! They are Minue's - no wonder they are running around like naked heathens... >.>
Eden: They are your baby kittens.
Witten: ??? You just said they were Minue's...?
Eden: THEY ARE BOTH OF YOURS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! It takes two to make babies and she's pegged you as the tom that KNOCKED HER UP!! Since when have you been screwing around with Minue she's like.... HALF YOUR SIZE!! That's a little more then perverted!!!
Witten: Stop prying!! What I do is none of your business!! *looks at the screen again*
Cora: So they are yours? You are the papa cat on this one?
Witten: I wondered why they looked so extraordinarily faabbbuulous! They obviously have my dashing good looks!!
Eden: *rolls her eyes* Oh for the love of...
Witten: *gasp* WHAT HAPPENED TO KENNETH CORIN ARTEMIS THE SIXTEENTH'S EYE?!?!
Cora: ..... So you've already named him.. do you know they were coming?
Witten: What! No I had no idea!!
Cora: Well let's send them a message.
Cora: Hi Min and... V.... *looks down* I'm doing okay... We let Witten know about the new babies... here he is...
Witten: HELLO MY PERFECT LITTLE ANGELIC BABIES!! I AM YOUR HANDSOME FATHER!!!!!
Witten: My dearest Minue we have quite delightful children but what in the world happened to Prince Kenneth Corin Artemis the Sixteenth's eye?! *gasp* Did he lose it on the way out?!
Witten: I'm pleased to see Princess Minue Francesca Alexandria Corina Gwendolyn Angelina Eden Avalon Camilla Elizabeth the Second has adorable pink ears like her deviously charming father!!
Cora: *offscreen* If she is the second... who is the first?
Witten: Her mother of course!!
Eden: *offscreen* I doubt Minue has any kind of name like that...
Witten: Be quiet!!
Cora: Squeee! You named her after some of us!! Did you hear it Eden?
Eden: Yeah... I heard it >.>
Witten: But of course! It is tradition in my country to name the Princesses after their mothers and favored subjects of the king!!
Cora: Favored... subjects.... uhrrmmm >.>
Witten: Come home to Daddy soon little ones!! I can't wait to see my gloriously handsome face reflected in the genetics of my own!! Squeee~~!
Eden: .... God someone shoot me please....
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