Somewhere in The Manor Woods...
Cora: Don't you think it's kind of odd that Witten only invited the... girls... on this picnic?
P: That is because girls rule!
Eden: Why is it... I have a bad feeling about this.
Jani: At least its a nice day out.
Witten: Beautiful ladies!! I'm so glad you all made it!! I am so thrilled~!
Witten: *sits down on the grass* I have such wonderful and splendid news for you~ You will all be so happy to hear it <3
Witten: Today we leave for my kingdom. And guess what! You are all my new princesses... and wives!
Eden: ....... Oh hell no.
X: What did he say I wasn't paying attention?
Cami: He said something about being princesses and having lots of pretty dresses and jewels!!!
X: Well that doesn't sound bad.... though I'm sure Locke could give us those as well....
Cora: *turning to P* He can't marry Cami and Jani! They are just children!! Err... and he can't marry me for that matter! I already have two others!!
P: But then you would get like..... a whole ton of presents.... and cookies... and shiny things..... what.... is this marriage thing..
Cora: Err... it's a sort of commitment people enter with each other when they love each other very much umm... *blushes thinking about it* V and I aren't married... errr... but Bhudo and I sort of are.. at least in dragon terms.. err that is.
Minue: *paws at the flowers, playing with them and giggling*
Eden: Fuck this, I'm getting the hell out of here.
Jani: But what if you miss out on alot of cool stuff?!
Eden: I dont' plan on ever getting married and i'll be damned if i marry the cat!!
Witten: Oh hoho! That is where you are wrong my dearest Eden! By accepting my invitation for this picnic you have already accepted my proposal.. so you see. You can't leave here. I won't let you!!
Eliza: *randomly shows up* Man.... you guys started already?
Eden: RUN!! RUN LIKE HELL!!!
Eliza: Sorry... not into tag...
Cora: It looks like... you've just walked into.. a hostage situation it seems...
Witten: Oh yay! The last of my wives has shown up! Shortly we can exit to the world of Coincidence and I will return home in style!! With so many beautiful wives, my father will have no choice but to welcome me home!! Gorgeous women~ To make me gorgeous kittens-err... babies!!
Witten: I will wait of course to consummate with my child-brides until they are of age! We are not barbarians you know!!
Witten: My lovely beautiful princesses~~!! Eee! My father will be so proud of me for procuring such lovelies all on my own!! Squeee!
Cami: Daddy.. I guess you are disqualified from princess-hood.
X: *sighs* How unfair.....
X: *stands up, looking at Witten* Well then I'm outta here.... after all.. I'm not a girl
Witten: And where do you think you are going, my lady Xerxes?! Not a girl?! Don't be so ridiculous!!
X: *lifts up his skirt, showing that one, he did not have any panties on, and two, that he indeed had a penis* Look... I may have a pretty face... but my parts are not operational for what you're looking for...
Witten: *screams, covering his eyes and falling on the ground dramatically* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHHH!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!! YOU... YOU ARE A MAN!!!!!!!! AGHGHGH!!
Eden: *quickly stands up* I'm a man too, Witten!! We fooled ya good didn't we >.> Better let us go!! Unless of course... you want to see my proof...
Cora: *whispering* Errr... Eden is definately not a man x.x I mean... she did have a baby...
Purgatory: But X has a baby too.... so Eden must be a man!!
Eden: *looks down* Shh!! Be quiet you two!!
Cora: Eeeep!
P: Scary!
Witten: G-G-Get out! Both of you!! I don't want to see anymore...!!!
Meanwhile.. Back at The Manor..
V: So are we going to be taking bets?
Bhudo: No bets... I'm worried about Corina... and Camilla... Witten's kidnapped almost all the girls in the house... everytime I get out there Corina tells me to go back and that she can take care of the situation herself... *sighs*
V: I'm really sure this is just another one of his stunts..... Witten usually stumbles over himself.... there's nothing to worry about Bhudo
Bhudo: I guess... I wouldn't underestimate him too much though.
V: I understand...... but we are at least here... keeping an eye on them, even if it must be at a distance...
Niko: My ot duschi can take care of self...
Eden: Hey asshole I'm back... X too.
Niko: See.... My beautiful flower it returning to me.
Bhudo: How did you get away from him?
Eden: I told him I was a man.
Niko: Witten... he is not very of braining.... I see how you can convince someone like him...
Eden: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!?!
Niko: You have small breasts.... flat like X man chest.... is good for escaping...
Eden: See this? See my fist? I'm going to punch your fucking lights out!!
Niko: Later my love..... you wear me out from this morning of long love-makings..
Eden: ARHGHGHH!!
V: *laughs and shakes his head*
Bhudo: *scratching his hand* Well? What is going on out there?
Eden: Witten being psychotic again... he's convinced that he's going to take all the girls back home with him to his kingdom to marry them and make them his princesses...
Niko: So if I tell them they will all be princess.... I get all woman too?!
Eden: Niko - do the smart thing and shut the hell up!!
Bhudo: I hope... Corina can diffuse this little situation... like she thinks she can..
V: I think she can handle it.... let's let them be a little longer...
Continued in pt. 2 tomorrow!!
Cora: Don't you think it's kind of odd that Witten only invited the... girls... on this picnic?
P: That is because girls rule!
Eden: Why is it... I have a bad feeling about this.
Jani: At least its a nice day out.
Witten: Beautiful ladies!! I'm so glad you all made it!! I am so thrilled~!
Witten: *sits down on the grass* I have such wonderful and splendid news for you~ You will all be so happy to hear it <3
Witten: Today we leave for my kingdom. And guess what! You are all my new princesses... and wives!
Eden: ....... Oh hell no.
X: What did he say I wasn't paying attention?
Cami: He said something about being princesses and having lots of pretty dresses and jewels!!!
X: Well that doesn't sound bad.... though I'm sure Locke could give us those as well....
Cora: *turning to P* He can't marry Cami and Jani! They are just children!! Err... and he can't marry me for that matter! I already have two others!!
P: But then you would get like..... a whole ton of presents.... and cookies... and shiny things..... what.... is this marriage thing..
Cora: Err... it's a sort of commitment people enter with each other when they love each other very much umm... *blushes thinking about it* V and I aren't married... errr... but Bhudo and I sort of are.. at least in dragon terms.. err that is.
Minue: *paws at the flowers, playing with them and giggling*
Eden: Fuck this, I'm getting the hell out of here.
Jani: But what if you miss out on alot of cool stuff?!
Eden: I dont' plan on ever getting married and i'll be damned if i marry the cat!!
Witten: Oh hoho! That is where you are wrong my dearest Eden! By accepting my invitation for this picnic you have already accepted my proposal.. so you see. You can't leave here. I won't let you!!
Eliza: *randomly shows up* Man.... you guys started already?
Eden: RUN!! RUN LIKE HELL!!!
Eliza: Sorry... not into tag...
Cora: It looks like... you've just walked into.. a hostage situation it seems...
Witten: Oh yay! The last of my wives has shown up! Shortly we can exit to the world of Coincidence and I will return home in style!! With so many beautiful wives, my father will have no choice but to welcome me home!! Gorgeous women~ To make me gorgeous kittens-err... babies!!
Witten: I will wait of course to consummate with my child-brides until they are of age! We are not barbarians you know!!
Witten: My lovely beautiful princesses~~!! Eee! My father will be so proud of me for procuring such lovelies all on my own!! Squeee!
Cami: Daddy.. I guess you are disqualified from princess-hood.
X: *sighs* How unfair.....
X: *stands up, looking at Witten* Well then I'm outta here.... after all.. I'm not a girl
Witten: And where do you think you are going, my lady Xerxes?! Not a girl?! Don't be so ridiculous!!
X: *lifts up his skirt, showing that one, he did not have any panties on, and two, that he indeed had a penis* Look... I may have a pretty face... but my parts are not operational for what you're looking for...
Witten: *screams, covering his eyes and falling on the ground dramatically* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHHH!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!! YOU... YOU ARE A MAN!!!!!!!! AGHGHGH!!
Eden: *quickly stands up* I'm a man too, Witten!! We fooled ya good didn't we >.> Better let us go!! Unless of course... you want to see my proof...
Cora: *whispering* Errr... Eden is definately not a man x.x I mean... she did have a baby...
Purgatory: But X has a baby too.... so Eden must be a man!!
Eden: *looks down* Shh!! Be quiet you two!!
Cora: Eeeep!
P: Scary!
Witten: G-G-Get out! Both of you!! I don't want to see anymore...!!!
Meanwhile.. Back at The Manor..
V: So are we going to be taking bets?
Bhudo: No bets... I'm worried about Corina... and Camilla... Witten's kidnapped almost all the girls in the house... everytime I get out there Corina tells me to go back and that she can take care of the situation herself... *sighs*
V: I'm really sure this is just another one of his stunts..... Witten usually stumbles over himself.... there's nothing to worry about Bhudo
Bhudo: I guess... I wouldn't underestimate him too much though.
V: I understand...... but we are at least here... keeping an eye on them, even if it must be at a distance...
Niko: My ot duschi can take care of self...
Eden: Hey asshole I'm back... X too.
Niko: See.... My beautiful flower it returning to me.
Bhudo: How did you get away from him?
Eden: I told him I was a man.
Niko: Witten... he is not very of braining.... I see how you can convince someone like him...
Eden: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!?!
Niko: You have small breasts.... flat like X man chest.... is good for escaping...
Eden: See this? See my fist? I'm going to punch your fucking lights out!!
Niko: Later my love..... you wear me out from this morning of long love-makings..
Eden: ARHGHGHH!!
V: *laughs and shakes his head*
Bhudo: *scratching his hand* Well? What is going on out there?
Eden: Witten being psychotic again... he's convinced that he's going to take all the girls back home with him to his kingdom to marry them and make them his princesses...
Niko: So if I tell them they will all be princess.... I get all woman too?!
Eden: Niko - do the smart thing and shut the hell up!!
Bhudo: I hope... Corina can diffuse this little situation... like she thinks she can..
V: I think she can handle it.... let's let them be a little longer...
Continued in pt. 2 tomorrow!!
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