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Saturday, April 25, 2015

262. Too Hopeless.... Adela to Morningstar

by lovelovekitty on Tue May 27, 2008 4:10 am


((Morningstar's boyfriend is a guy named Rune on DOA. Adela needless to say has been keeping tabs on THIS situation.. Cora has a friends reply to do tomorrow to Lady Yuulan and Miori and then we are all caught up))

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Adela: Morningstar, you damn incompent fool! I am finished with you! You are so damn hopeless trying and failing to flirt with this fellow Rune that I have deemed you completely unworthy of any attention from me. You and Rune both are completely worthless.... I see your messages and I feel nothing! You two obviously have never learned to flirt a day in your lives!

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Cora: *giggles girlishly* Hiiii!

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Adela: God.. this was such a bad idea.. bringing you into this.
Cora: Oh? Adela what is that matter?
Adela: Nothing. Anyways, Cora and I are going to teach you two how to flirt properly.

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Adela: I brought Cora out because since she's got two men hanging off her I figure she'd have some helpful advice.

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Cora: I had someone teach me once too!!
Adela: ...... Well I think you were overtrained.
Cora: No such thing! You can never be too good at something :3

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Cora: Anyway.. from what Adela says she says "Their messages to each other sound like they are writing to their grandmothers". After reading your messages to each other... well... I kind of have to agree.... >.>

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Adela: You guys are being way too shy. It's disgusting.
Cora: *scoots really close to Adela* You have to get in close like this.. and press against each other and..!! Well... err.. you are sort of far apart... so that doesnt' really work...

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Adela: I mean honestly you guys are so tame... I can see your reply now Morningstar - "OH HE GOT NAKED FOR THIS PHOTOSTORY I'M JUST GOING TO BLUSH ABOUT IT AND NOT SAY ANYTHING FURTHER"... I mean FOR CRAPSAKE HE JUST GOT NAKED. Make sure to at least tell him he's hot... *under her breath* because that's true enough... You need to throw some of your true feelings out there you little twit.

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Adela: Don't you agree Cora?
Cora: *completely distracted* Oh Adela.... that top looks really good on you... you are so beautiful right now I can hardly bear it..!!
Adela: See. Cora is giving you a good example of how to do it.

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Cora: *reaches up to cup Adela's cheek* I want to kiss you...
Adela: .... Cora they are like a bajillion miles away from each other...
Cora: *leans in closer*

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Adela: AGHGHH! *pulls away* Cora knock it off!! You are being way too convincing now!!

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Cora: *giggles* It's not hard to be convincing when feelings are true!!

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Adela: ... what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Cora: What do you think it means? :3

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Cora: Just... stop being so shy Morningstar. You really like him right? So stop beating around the bush so to speak! He already said he really liked you too... so what are you waiting for?!

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Adela: No kidding... you might as well be throwing yourself into a brick wall with all the result your getting. You guys are a cold as a bunch of dead fish... uggh.. it's not even fun to watch.

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Cora: Cold fish...? Err... Adela.. isn't that really the pot calling the kettle black?
Adela: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
Cora: I mean.. you're not really an expert at flirting either... and you are rather cold...

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Adela: Now THAT IS A SLANDEROUS LIE!! I am too very good at flirting that you very much! I could flirt a man out of a coma!! My word can be warm enough to melt a brick of ice!!

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Cora: Oh hoho? A brick of ice hmmm? I don't believe you! I have to see it to believe it.
Adela: Try me you little powder puff!!

In The Living Room...

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Adela: *is shoved into the living room, thinking* That bitch!!!

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Adela: >.> <.< hey.. what's up... >.>

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Iram: Go away. I'm busy and you are annoying.

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Adela: *sits down on the couch* Grrr..!! Errr... nice weather we're having >.>

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Iram: .... What the hell do you want?
Adela: I want to sit here! Is that a problem?!

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A period of awkward silence passes....

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Iram: What kind of trick is this?

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Adela: *getting increasingly irritated* I have a right to sit wherever I please!!

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Iram: Your perfume is so strong it's going to make me vomit.

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Adela: ARGGH!! YOU ASSHOLE!! *lunges for him, attacking him* I'm GOING TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER BRUISE TO MATCH THE OTHER!!

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Iram: *offscreen* What's that?! You want another spanking? That's a perverted thing to get into Adela!
Adela: *offscreen* YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Cora: That... didn't work out well..

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Cora: Sorry about all this Morningstar... we really are just trying to help! If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask us! Teehee! *cringes as she hears a chair being shattered*

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Cora: Urrggh... I gotta go before those two break all of Eden's furniture! Byebye!!

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