Eden: Well uhh... Hello Alythe. I'm really flattered that you came to me for information but uhmm... I think you might be a little bit misinformed.. you see.. Niko and I are not married. I know it probably kind of seems that way... well I mean.. I guess we are as good as married... we've been together for a long time now.. we've got a kid... in any case I'd be glad to talk to you about some of the things you've asked about.
Eden: Well as far as the Wedding and stuff like that goes... I've really got no clue... but as far as running a household.. I can probably help you out with that stuff. I manage the finanaces of The Manor and take care of some of the basic stuff like buying groceries, supplies, and what have you. The only thing I can tell you is keep track of EVERYTHING... meticulous records!! When you have a household as big as the one I live in.. ya gotta keep track of everything or you'll get lost.
Eden: Uhmm... making a man want to stay with you.. making them happy.... I would say you just gotta talk I guess... Niko is away alot... I miss him dearly but I just remember that *sighs* when he's here, he's a total pain in the ass. And while I like being around him, and I love him and miss him when he's gone.. there is at least that positive side of him being gone.. he's not around to annoy the hell out of me.
Eden: As far as children go.. but woooo Dru freaking lied to you!! You don't have to be married to have babies... look at me.. but more important look at Cora. I'm really surprised that you don't know about this seeing as how... well... you are uhh... well a prostitute. You have babies by having sex - I don't know if you're some kind of weird species like Locke's new girlfriend or what have you and it's different. But most people have sex to make babies. Yes absolutely you should tell Zefrem that you're not sure about having kids... that's a discussion you should definately have before you wed him. I didn't necessarily... decide to have Dmitri. It just happened, like Cora with Camilla. I won't say it's an accident, because it's unfair to label children like that when SOMEONE in the universe intended for them to be. I am lucky, Dmitri is well behaved because his temperament is good.. if you want to see an extreme case of bad temperment you should ask Cora about Cami... that child is insane.
Eden: I don't cook.... at least I try not to. I'm not good at it at all. That you should ask Cora about... cleaning... uhh.. I don't really do that either...
Locke: *yelling offscreen* EDEN! By god that had better not be you sitting in my accursed chair again!!!
Eden: PUT A SOCK IN IT, ASSHOLE!!
Eden: Ahem... sorry about that. As you can see The Manor isn't exactly the most well run place... for these things... actually you know, you should probably talk to Cora about this stuff... she really is the one who sort of, takes care of things around here. *laughs* I guess you could say that Cora is my own wife! Thanks for messaging me. See ya.
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