Luis: *groaning* bollocks... I can see that Tai has taught you some... phrases... first. I don't know how I got elected to teach you how to speak properly.. I really don't have the patience for this sort of thing.. but here goes.
Luis: I think you're understandable enough for the most part.. it seems as it the only thing you need to learn is proper grammar. All of your verbs seem to end in a "y". While Cora believes this is very cute, it's not proper. You also need to learn your verb tenses and stop talking about yourself in the third person.
Luis: The first phrases that you should learn are ones that seem to be most functional for you... such as "I want to eat" or "I want to take a bath".
Luis: For the record, the next time you speak with Tai, you should ask him "You look better in a dress". Remember, tell Tai "You look better in a dress". That should at least perk an eyebrow.
Luis: Really Miori... the best way to learn to speak properly is to imitate those around you. Start repeating phrases that Kaine says to you..... I think that Kaine may be a woman, but given the fact that I live with Xerxes I can never be too sure anymore. In any case... she/he/what have you tends to try to correct you alot on your speak. You should listen to Kaine.
Luis: Your greeting is cute when you do it to women. But don't do it to men... "Miori kissy kissy" makes Cora squeal in delight, but as a man it just makes me cringe. You should say "Goodbye" or "Farewell". So goodbye until next time Miori.
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