Witten: *scratches at the strange manacle type thing on his neck* Arghghghgh!!
Cami: *climbs onto the sofa, staring*
Witten: *stares back with familiar eyes*
Cami: CAT!!!
Witten: CHILD!! *jumps up, grabbing Cami*
Witten: *flips her upside down, shaking her violently* HOW DOES IT FEEL CAMI! DO YOU LIKE IT?!?! AT LAST MY TIME FOR REVENGE IS AT HAND!!
Cami: *screams bloody murder*
Cami: *screaming* PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!! YOU BEAST!!
Eden: *comes in, sitting in Locke's chair* Oh knock it off you two!!!
Witten: *pouts, sitting down* You had to go and ruin it for me Eden.
Cami: *lays across Witten's lap, silent*
Dru: I don't... understand... this man, is Witten?
Cora: *comes in, sitting down on the couch, still holding her head in disbelief* I... I can't believe it either Dru...
Eden: Allright cat, spill it. What the hell is going on here?
Witten: Well.. I smelt that burning fern and I fell back asleep and when I woke up I was a man again!!
Witten: *a slow sad tune mysteriously start playing out of nowhere* As for my story... such a tale of woe you have never heard before!!
Cora: Where is that... tune coming from?
Witten: A tale of treachery! A tale of mystery! A tale of... me~! Doesn't get much better then this does it?
Cami: Stop with the theatrics and tell us what it IS, furball!!!
Witten: *the tune stops briefly* Grrr.... *the tune starts up again* It all begins about six years ago... I am the crown prince of my kingdom... and one day I was napping in the window seat of the palace and when I woke up... everyone was missing! Including all 36 of my brothers and sisters!!
Eden: 36...? Oh god...
Witten: Be quiet don't interrupt me!!
Witten: Sitting on my throne was an enchantress. She said that because of my *sounds incredulous* transgressions... and god only knows what those are, because I certainly have never done a wrong thing in my life!! She was cursing me!! I told her "no way!" and she laughed at me. So naturally I attacked her...!
Witten: When I did however, I suddenly found myself in a pile of clothes that previously fit me! When I looked at my hands they were pink paws! Oh the horror you can imagine I felt!! The enchantress laughed at me and disappeared. My family returned.. they were at a party, why wasn't invited I'll never know.. but my father was so disgraced that he banished me from my own kingdom!!
Witten: I wandered many days and nights... I was very lonely, hiding my naked pink butt in the bushes whenever someone wandered by.. until one day...
Witten: I saw the most beautiful young maiden I had ever seen frolicking between some trees. I made myself known the only way I could, by making those awful catlike noises and surprised her from behind the bushes. She picked me up and took me home. Here...
Witten: I tried to tell you all who I was! But I don't know how to speak cat! And I couldn't speak human! I have been trying to find a way to break this curse and suddenly I find it broken! Yippee~!
Dru: Uhh.. that is a very... incredible.. story your highness...
Cami: Oh bollocks! I don't believe a word of it!!
Cora: It all makes sense to me... why you wanted a princess so badly. Of course you did, you're a prince!!
Witten: *gets all teary eyed as the dramatic music stops* Of course you would believe me Cora! I knew you would~!
Witten: *scratches again at the thing on his neck* I have a feeling this is part of the enchantment that was put on me... very annoying!!
Cami: It looks like a collar of some sort...
Witten: No kidding you moron!!
Eden: *sighs* My god... this is... I can't believe this. And if I can't believe this.. then Locke is going to shit bricks when he finds out.
Witten: At last I have returned~ I am so happy~!
Cami: Yeah... but for how long...
Cora: *shushes Cami* We are glad to finally know more about you Witten... You have had quite an ordeal...
Witten: *takes Cora's hand as a breeze begins to appear out of nowhere, softly blowing a few rose petals by* Of course you would be sympathetic... my dear... sweet... beautiful Cora~!!
Cora: *looking around* Rose petals...? Where did those come from...?
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