Locke: Don't say anything... let me do all the talking.
Luis: *thinking* Like I'd want to get too involved in this... Eden is freaking scary...
Cami: *nods* As you wish. Here she comes....
Eden: Hey guys, where'd the flowers and kittens princess run off to?
Locke: *stands up* Eden...
Eden: *immediately get suspicious* .... Locke....
Eden: *clenches her fists, placing them on her hips* Where... is.... CORA?
Locke: *sits back down in his chair* She's gone.
Eden: ....... what.
Eden: *a dark storm brewing around her* She's GONE?! GONE WHERE?!?!
Cami: She's gone to The Lair, Eden. There was no choice!
Eden: *screams, jumping on Locke in his chair, punching at him and clawing at his face* You bastard!! You let her go!! You let her go and put herself in danger you stupid fucking idiot!!!
Locke: *grabs Eden's wrists* Be silent and don't open your mouth until you are ready to talk reasonably!!
Eden: *screams and struggles* Damn you I told her she was in danger if she got outside of The Manor!!
Locke: Vaieh went with her... it's soulcall, Eden. I'm sure you haven't forgotten the escapade we had in reference... to Vaieh's soulcall.
Eden: Don't freaking lie to me Locke!!
Locke: *holds her wrists fast* Cora is Bhudo's soulcall... why do you think he's been so desperate in his attempts to contact her?
Eden: But....
Locke: I'm not explaining this all to you again... she goes to him or he dies. *pushes her off his lap and towards the futon* Sit down.
Eden: And you facilitated this treachery?! You let her LEAVE!!
Cami: *hugs Eden* You would not have let her go... she doesn't know yet. It is for him to tell her.
Locke: Vaieh went as escort... they went by private jet, Eden. She will be perfectly safe at the Lair... she is well protected from whatever it is you fear so much.
Eden: Not as protected as she would be here!!
Cami: Eden.. enough.
Locke: *hissing, losing his patience* Would you have rather him died, Eden? And watch Cora suffer and someday know that she was the cause for it?!
Eden: No.
Luis: Then it's better she went. She won't be gone too long.
Cami: We weren't trying to cross you, Eden. It is what had to be done. If you feel like blaming someone, you may blame me. I was the one who orchestrated this escape.
Locke: Since Cora is human, she will not suffer the consequences if that dolt decides he is too afraid to tell her. Cora will not die, but he most certainly will.
Locke: Don't fear for her safety Eden, Vaieh and the whole of the Lair is watching over Cora... to be honest I have a feeling for some reason that she is safer there then here at the moment. No harm will come to her.
Eden: But how freaking smart do you think it is throwing our freaking nymphomaniac into a horde of hot dragon men?!
Cami: ....... what is nymphomaniac?
Eden: *ignores her* The cat is going to freeeeeak.
Cami: *hears fast approaching wailing* He already is.
Witten: CORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *wailing at the top of his lungs* CORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Where has she gone?!?!?!
Eden: *sighs* Business. She'll be back in a few weeks...
Witten: What?! A few weeks?! But... but... who is going to FEED ME?!
Luis: *sounds panicked* Oh shi- who's going to feed me?!
Eden: Fuck. We're going to starve to death...!!!
Cami: I've got... an easy bake oven... >.>
Witten: *whining and wailing* We're DOOOMED!!
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