((Oh LORD.....))
Witten: *sighs very sadly* Valentine's Day... it's my favorite holiday... my first Valentine's Day here in The Manor with my true form and I have no Valentine!! My Princess is gone gone gone... though I don't know where just yet...
Witten: And the Little Princess has been oh so very mean to me lately! I have no one around to feed my chocolates... or rub my belly... or, or even feed me real food!! *eyes get big, and seem to fill with tears*
Witten: Valentine's Day is supposed to be the best day of the year!! Full of love and romance *a mysterious violin begins to play in the background* And I can't take advantage of this at all!! Woe is me!!!!!
Witten: I am so very lonely... (and hungry)!! What a miserable, miserable February this is turning out to be!!
Witten: I even put on this cute little bow for Valentine's Day... the perfect accent to the perfect looking Prince~ How is it fair that I am alone on Valentine's Day!!?
Witten: It's not fair... which is why I have decided that I am in need of a Valentine~ *begins to play with his bow* Any volunteers?
Witten: It's my favorite holiday!! Don't ruin this for me!!!! You will make me a very sad kitty... I mean prince... >.>
Witten: And if any of you have seen my Princess please tell me where she is so I can retrieve her!!
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Witten: *sighs very sadly* Valentine's Day... it's my favorite holiday... my first Valentine's Day here in The Manor with my true form and I have no Valentine!! My Princess is gone gone gone... though I don't know where just yet...
Witten: And the Little Princess has been oh so very mean to me lately! I have no one around to feed my chocolates... or rub my belly... or, or even feed me real food!! *eyes get big, and seem to fill with tears*
Witten: Valentine's Day is supposed to be the best day of the year!! Full of love and romance *a mysterious violin begins to play in the background* And I can't take advantage of this at all!! Woe is me!!!!!
Witten: I am so very lonely... (and hungry)!! What a miserable, miserable February this is turning out to be!!
Witten: I even put on this cute little bow for Valentine's Day... the perfect accent to the perfect looking Prince~ How is it fair that I am alone on Valentine's Day!!?
Witten: It's not fair... which is why I have decided that I am in need of a Valentine~ *begins to play with his bow* Any volunteers?
Witten: It's my favorite holiday!! Don't ruin this for me!!!! You will make me a very sad kitty... I mean prince... >.>
Witten: And if any of you have seen my Princess please tell me where she is so I can retrieve her!!
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