Eden: *growls angrily, feeling the rage building in every fiber of her being*
Niko: I tell you not be sore loser... is make happy your Niko? Is this not enough?
Eden: This has crossed the LINE NIKO!!
Eden: This has cross the LINE NIKO! And your feet smell terrible!
Niko: *bounces his feet on her a little* You are still just sore loser... how many are the weeks of servititude that you owe?
Eden: Fucking four weeks and stop reminding me!!
Locke: Hmmm.... well I have to say I'm a little impressed by this, Niko. Needless to say you have shown yourself to be a worthy fellow.
Niko: They why we not share? Is plenty of her to rest our weary feets, eh?t
Eden: DON"T YOU EVEN DARE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
Locke: My god this is the best footstool I've ever put my feet up on!!
Niko: *pokes her in the side a little* Yes but can be so very noisy.
Eden: I hate you... I hate you so much.....
Locke: Hmmm... it is a rather noisy one. I'm not sure it's worth the comfort when it makes so much damn noise.
Niko: Yes well you need learn not to listen so much. I have eight years practice.
V: Morning...... guys... *staring at Eden* well... breakfast is ready.
Niko: *kicks Eden's butt* Allright woman... you've have hearding hims. Go and fetch my boots. I am very hungry.
Eden: *just growls, crawling*
Locke: So then... does this mean our household whore is finally back in business?
V: Shut your mouth Locke...
Eden: *gets up, holding Niko's boots* Yeah Locke... besides I thought household whore was YOUR job now?
Locke: .........
Eden: *drops Niko's heavy boot on Locke's crotch* Oops! Too bad you don't get any worker's compensation!
Locke: *doubles forward in severe pain* UGGGH!!
Locke: *shoves the boot out of his lap and grabs his junk* You fucking bitch!!
Eden: Hahahaha~!!
Cora: *watches Locke limping away from the living room as he screams curses* Oh... someone seems grumpy this morning. I totally overslept...
Eden: I think we're all a little tired this morning....
Cora: Huh? Why is that? You can talk to me while I go get breakfast started..!! It's nearly noon!
V: I took care of breakfast... everyone is already eating.
Cora: Well everyone must be getting a late start this morning...
Eden: *smiles mischieviously* Yes because we all couldn't sleep with your wanton screaming and moaning echoing through the house!!
Cora: *turns deep red, looking down* ...................
V: *looks down a little* Yes well..... I couldn't say no..
Eden: What I don't get is how it took you five goddamn years to finally give in. Stupid bastard.. and I hate you both. I lost many bets because of you bitches. Hmph!! *leaves the living room*
V: I don't know why she bets.. she knows she always loses to Niko....
Cora: *looks up, teasing him* Couldn't say no hmm? What is that supposed to mean?
V: It means you are quite irresistible and lovely.
Cora: *hugs V tightly around the waist* Do you still love me here in the morning?
V: *kissing the top of her head* Of course I do.... nothing will change that..
Cora: I'm so happy- *is interrupted by screaming*
Cami: MAMAAAAAAAAA! MAMA YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! MAMA!!!!!!
Cora: My god Cami!! What the heck is the matter?!
Cami: MAMA I THOUGHT YOU GOT KILLED!!
Cora: *holds Cami* Ohhh sweetie! Why in the world did you think that?
Cami: I hear you screaming like you were in pain! Like someone was killing you!!
V: *tries very hard not to laugh*
V: You mother was perfectly safe... she was with me last night. I... kept her safe. *chuckles a little*
Cora: *smiles* Yes I was with V last night and I am perfectly fine and alive today.
Cami: What the hell were you doing to make her scream you goddamn jerk?!
V: *scoots closer to Cora, putting his arm around her* Your mother and I were... playing a game. And she lost *grins*
Cora: Oh yes I lost a couple of times...
Cami: I swear to god if you ever play that game again I will murder you.
Cami: Hmph... *starts to push V away with her foot* don't sit so close to us!!
Cora: Cami be nice!!
Cami: Jerk...
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