Cora: *hums to little Dmitri*
Cora: Isn't Dmitri sweet, Witten? *giggles* Oh! You have a baby too huh?
Cora: You little sweetheart... little darling...
Cora: I love you I love you I love you!!
Luis: I don't understand what it is about you and kids....
Cora: But Luis!! Don't you see how cute and adorable they are?? How sweet??
Luis: No.
Witten: *starts gnawing on his stuffed goldfish*
Cora: That's a bad Witten! Don't eat your baby!!
Eden: If Locke finds you guys sitting in his chair you are in huuuuuge trouble.
Cora: Eden, Dmitri is smiling at me!!
Eden: He's probably just pooping or something...
Cora: Eden, how do you get a baby??
Eden: *admonishing* You only have babies with someone you truly love!! Do you understand?!
Cora: I saw a place online called Babies 'R' Us can you get babies from there?? Can you get one from the internet and have it shipped to you??
Eden: Ughghghg... god you are a moron. No you can't. Don't you have a father to explain these things to you now? I'm going to the bathroom... *leaves the room*
Cora: *snuggles Dmitri closer* I think your mommy is a crankypants... I'm glad you are such a sweet, cute, darling little thing!!!
Cora: I like babies... but I love you, Dmitri!! <3
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