Hello, Madame Cora.
I have recently been informed by my employer that... you wish to... Um... Have me as your father?
I have absolutely no idea what prompted you to assume that, after nether of us have met or spoken before, that I would assume the position of your surrogate father. I am very sorry to say, but-
Croquet!! Are you being mean to my dear miss Cora..!?
...Er, Pardon, Sir? You know this child?
Why yes, I do, Christopher. And after specific...er...incidents, I have deemed her in need of better guidance.
...Sir, I would truly rather not have to parent this child... I honestly feel that I would not better this girl's situation, whatever it may be...
Oh, hush, Christopher! You practically raised me, and I turned out alright..!
....
Croquet, I'm docking your pay for the next six months.
...Yes, Sir. Please forgive me - that was extremely out of line.
Madame Cora, I am honored to serve as your surrogate father. I do hope that I meet your expectations, and provide you with any and all care and comfort your heart desires.
That's better.
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