Kaine: Hello, Corina! Much more has happened here at the residence. We have even more people living here now! That means I'll need to clean up even more! *laughs* Pochi isn't quite a pet. He just happens to... live on the land lady's bed.
Kaine: *blushing* About sex... *softly* I did... enjoy it very much. I- I'm still not quite sure... how I managed to... *blushes even more* jump him...*covering face from embarrassment* We do this... quite often now... and... Hilde and Miori walked in on us the last time.
Kaine: Oh! Miori arrived yesterday! He's such an adorable child... although a little mischevious. I'm sure Pochi and Miori will get along just nicely! *smiling* Miori is a rare gift from the gods, as he is a Plant Child.
Kaine: There is so much involved with raising a Plant Child. *laughing* I'm sure you could even write a book about that! They mature quickly on the outside, but mentally... it takes quite some time. Miori needs plenty of baths too! Oh... I'll remember to tell Shiki that you have forgiven him. He's giving Miori a bath right now.
*crashing noises in the background, followed by Shiki's swearing*
Kaine: Oh my! I wonder what is going on back there... I'm sure it can't be too horrid... We need to remember not to use soap while bathing Miori. It makes his skin feel awful.
Kaine: I'm still searching for sleeping remedies, but unfortunately, I have yet to find an effective one. I refuse to give up just yet!
Miori: *pounces on Kaine* Miori run run run!~
Kaine: Ack! Miori?
Shiki: *from a distance* AW HELL NO! MIORI!!! GET THE F**K OFF OF KAINE DAMMIT!
Miori: *playing with bean bag* Miori no Kaine!~
:rolleyes: Kaine: Shiki?
Shiki: That f**king Plant f**king jumped out of the tub and- *cuts himself off*
Miori: *runs off* Miori run run!~ Shiki no catchy Miori!~
Shiki: AW HELL NO! *chases after Miori* CAN'T YOU F**KING STAY IN ONE F**KING PLACE?!!! F**K!!!
Kaine: I'm sorry, Corina. I'll have to end this message. It seems Shiki can't handle Miori on his own. I hope to hear from you again!~
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