Tai: Hi Luis...don't freak out about me messaging from my bed - I promise I'm wearing pyjama pants, this isn't my boyfriend laying next to me, and he's got pants on too. I just have the camera in here because it's quiet and a good time for this sort of thing.
Tai: *grinning naughtily* I promise I'll do something outrageous next time *laughs* I keep hoping something will help knock you back into your writing.
Tai: Oh, this is Naoki...he sleeps like a log so my talking probably won't wake him. He's sort of like my "ward" if you will. He's sort of like your Pink Princess, just showed up on our doorstep with no memory of his past. So it's rather like I'm letting a scared child sleep with me.
Tai: Look, Luis, your creativity isn't gone - honestly I think you've just sort of buried it somehow and it's gonna take a crowbar to pry it out. I tell you though, I'm really glad to hear you finally admit your crush on the Pink Princess. That's a big step forward!
Tai: Honesty is what you need more than anything right now. If you can be honest with yourself and your feelings then you are going to break down that damned wall you've built up around your storytelling. Mind you I'm not claiming it won't hurt...truth hurts like hell...but it's a good pain when it opens you up at last.
Tai: Then again, maybe you just need to get laid. I mean, have you gotten any sex at all in the past 5 years...hell have you gotten any sex at all ever??? Not that I recommend any of your fellow housemates - bunch of freaks...well, except for the Princess but she's gone virginal so there is no hope there.
Tai: You should go to Japan and visit a soapland or a high class hostess club. Not that I encourage paying for sex...never actually had to do it myself...but you can get some nice good action there with no strings attached. Just make sure you go to the right kind of club - some of them specialize in pretty guys in drag....then again, you liked what you saw when I wore a dress didn't you? *laughs, obviously teasing*
Tai: On a more practical note, maybe you should try writing a different genre of fiction. I mean, what is it you are working on anyway? Romance? General Fiction? From what I hear you are a firm believer in the supernatural - why don't you switch over and write a nice blood twisting horror book...God knows you've got plenty of fodder living there.
(Naoki murmurs a bit in his sleep, reaching out to be certain Tai is there.)
Tai: sigh...sorry I'm not up to my usual level...things here haven't been to great either and I've had a lot to worry about.
Tai: Anyway, if you decide you want to give Japan a try let me know. My Mom would absolutely adore having you stay with her, she loves Englishmen. She even speaks perfect british style english - thanks to my rat bastard dad and she'll make sure you don't get taken advantage of in any way. And no fears, Mom is nothing like me so you won't have to fear for your virtue from her. Hell, once she finds out you aren't gay she'll probably adopt you as a long lost son and then hook you up with a good Japanese wife. If you let her it would be doing me a big favor, that's for sure! Well, gotta get some sleep now, talk at ya later, Luis.
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