Tai: (seems to be unaware that the camera is on and is mumbling in a very annoyed tone of voice) Dammit where the hell are they?
Tai: My last damn clean pair....
Tai: What the!! Now how the hell did these get under the mattress when I had them in the dresser???
Tai: (shouting to be heard outside of the bedroom) NAOKI!! If I catch you hiding my clothing again you're in BIG TROUBLE!!!)
Tai: (suddenly seeing the light on the camera is flashing) Oh shit...don't tell me this has been on...great, now my ass is going to be all over YouTube :angry:
Tai: (resetting the camera to a more proper level) Hey Luis, um....sorry about that...you may not believe me but I really didn't know the camera was on. Naoki has been rather...well...mischievous lately... It's a tossup whether he actually knew what he was doing with the camera, or just pushed the button to see the light come on the way the stupid cat does.
Tai: (settling back with a bit more modesty for a change) Good lord you are uptight man; have a sense of humor. Like I really thought you'd go to a soapland... I did notice you didn't rule out a hostess club though *laughs*
Tai: You LIKE STRINGS??? Sheesh, you must be some sort of inherent masochist or something...or is that normal for Brits? I mean, I always heard they are gentlemanly and all, but then I look at my father - the Realm's gift to fertility and the spreading of love - and I figure it's just propaganda. Sorry to hear how you got dumped like that. Been there, done that...well, except of course I got dumped by a guy...he was really cute too and had a tatoo of a lipstick kiss on his left buttcheek....
Tai: Anyway, I digress. Cora...man...my personal advice is give up there dude. You are standing on the side of a line of men so long it could fill a superbowl stadium. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that SHE has interest in any of them, but for some reason that poor girl attracts men like a mega-magnet in a junkyard!
Tai: Thank God I'm 100% gay - otherwise I'd be thinking with my dick around her too probably. That V guy is either just like me or has some sort of medical condition cause I don't think a normal, healthy, straight male could share a bed with her for ten minutes without performing acts of molestation.
Tai: Of course none of this is relevant to your writer's block...but to be honest, I'm not sure what more I could say to help. I really truly believe that somehow you are consciously or subconsciously supressing your own abilities. Until you find out how and why you are going to be stuck with those lame manuals.
Tai: I bet if you really tried hard though, and let your hair down, you could write something really wil...
Naoki: (leaping onto the bed) TAI!!!!
Tai: WAAHHH!!!
Tai: Naoki! I'm messaging Luis right now. And geez, you aren't wearing any pants, you're gonna freak him out worse than he already is!
Naoki: Freak LUIS!!!
Tai: Did someone give you sugar?
Tai: I better go, Luis. When Naoki gets like this he's usually been indoors too long and needs to go outside for a while. Sorry again about the peepshow.
Naoki: Luis see Tai butt? (growls at the camera) Tai butt not for Luis!
Tai: *laughs* Well it's your fault for hiding my underwear and leaving the camera on in the first place. Besides, Luis likes girls, not boys. And I understand a very pretty girl has been sending him messages too....hahahahaha
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