Cami: God you guys are so small... but you weigh like a fricking ton!!
Kittens: Mew mew~!
Witten: *tramples in out of the other room, sliding halfway across the floor on his knees* MY BAAAABIES!!!!!!
Witten: *falls silent, staring in awe at his small brood* ....
Cami: Min got distracted and started chasing something in the bushes outside if you want to go find her later. Your babies weigh a fricking megaton!! I don't know what crazy ass name you gave them but Minue is calling the girl Nyu and the little boy Nee for some reason or another.
Witten: *reaches his hand quietly into the basket*
Nee & Nyu: *hesitate, Nee seeming to reach out, sniffing at Witten's fingers, trying to pick up his scent*
Witten: I'm your father little ones.
Witten: *wiggles his finger, caressing Nee's cheek*
Nee: *keeps his sister behind him, sniffing more at his fingers, then letting out a happy reassuring mew to her, licking his fingers*
Witten: *takes the kittens out of the basket, sitting on the floor and sitting them in his lap* ......
Nee & Nyu: *look around curiously, wiggling around and purring*
Nyu: *becomes brave like her brother, starting to crawl up his shirt*
Witten: *looks down at her, holding her up close to him* You are going to be a daddy's girl aren't you? You are going to want ponies and jewels and dresses and shoes and magical ponies and magical dresses and magical shoes....
Witten: Well.. good for you your daddy is a prince and that makes you royalty and utterly entitled to everything your heart desires! Like me~ <3
Nyu: *mews excitedly at her father, purring and kneading his chest*
A Little While Later...
Witten: Hmmmm....
Nee: *stretches out, laying on his lap, pawing at the material of his pants, till something catches his eye, mewing at the air*
Nyu: *snuggles more against her Daddy's chest, purring deeply, such a big purr for a little kitten, both are content in his lap*
Eden: *plops down on the couch* Allright... let me see the little boogers. Cami is calling them Nee and Nyu? I thought their names were longer...
X: Well that's because Minue can't seem to remember long things... so she shortened them..
Eden: Hell I can't even remember them >.>
Witten: Don't you dare swear around my children woman!! And their names are Prince Kenneth Artemis Corin the Sixteenth and Princess Minue Francesca Alexandria Corina Gwendolyn Angelina Eden Avalon Camilla Elizabeth the Second!! They are every bit as beautiful as their father wouldn't you say?
Eden: They are... really cute... but I think they get that from Minue and not from you.
Witten: It takes two beautiful people to make such glorious babies!
Eden: They are... err... really naked. Just like their Mama.
Witten: That's why I'm going to put clothes on them! Durr! What kind of father do you think I am?! If you are going to say "a wonderfully handsome, charming, and nurturing one" no need to. I already know <3
A Little While Later....
Witten: *helping Nee to climb on the couch* There my little son, make sure ladies always go first! That's your first lesson in being a gentleman!
Nyu: *mews in encouragement to her brother*
Nee: *struggles to climb onto the couch, managing to do so with his dad's help*
Witten: *lays on the couch* It's naaaaap-tiiiime~ And I think your unreasonably gorgeous father needs his beauty sleep probably more then you need a nap >.>
Nee and Nyu: *crawl over their daddy for a little bit, as he lays down, seeming to try and wear themselves out, Nee played with a strap on wittens pants*
Witten: *holds his children close to him* Nap-time should be the most treasured part of the day <3
Nyu: *snuggles up against him, laying down, Nee was protesting a little, his hands pawing at wittens chest, then he calms down, purring as well*
Witten: *pops his head up and looks around, making sure no one is looking* .......
Witten: *gives into his cat-instincts and begins to clean her hair by licking it* >.> <.< >.>
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