[I thank Wil for helping write Nikos most horrible accent XD]
Niko: ~in a somewhat heavier then normal russian accent~ i apologize for delay of writing you...
We have had many eventful days... Cora is now, with baby....things have been, how you say, is crazy.
Niko: You have called me the mistreated....but I am not the mistreated... if it...
what is word, I will do a thing... it is... I will forget the punishments. I will forget
them like duck, in water on back... and Locke... he is, how you say, the bad boy.
and Purgatory, she is... good girl, very podchinyatsya... Locke is... I call him
what he is... durac... he is, how you say, spoil brat.
Niko: shifts a little in his seat, staring offwards~ I call him more, I call him different
thing in my heart... except ... my little duschi... she would not like. He is her brother. I can not say.
X: Niko.....keep on track....
Niko: It mean... um... it very thinkful of you... is writing of me. please call me kitten,
i like very much. I would... i also like if you not... to worried about locke and me.
X crawls onto the couch, staring at him~ Niko.....what are you doing?
Niko: You is tell me write, I write, I write! I am doing the writing!
X: Your.....english is....its terrible!
Niko: ~gets angry and starts to curse in russian, slipping in and out of russian
as he speaks~ You ungrateful kapkan....I write, you is tell me write.. now you
say what? You give me oskorblenie... I go to take Dmitri to mat' rodinya for a month,
we visit family, and I come back here and I am sobaka
X: No...no no no...forget it...I'll just do it myself...I cant understand a damn
thing your saying.....its like....strangling a small frog...
Xerxes: Ruin....I'm sorry to say this....but until I get permission from Locke....
i shouldnt be writing you....I only have permission to write to Sin....and girls....
and those of the manor...please forgive me....I will try...once Locke is in a better mood...
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