Lalalala~~ humdeedum~~
Locke: *hisses angrily* Get the hell out of my seat!!
Cami: Oh Lockey-boy.. your other chair is not enough for you, so you must go around and steal all the nice ones for yourself!!
Locke: I said GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SEAT!!!
Cami: *puts her nose into the air* I don't think you're screaming loud enough yet...
Locke: I am not telling you again, child... get the hell out of my seat, before I force you out of it myself.
Cami: Ooo... whatcha going to do Locke? Smack a little girl?
Locke: *growling angrily* You are no "little girl"!! You are some kind of demon from hell!!
Cami: If Daddy heard you saying these kinds of things to me... he would be very upset...
Cami: *slides off the chair* Oh you are just no fun to play with anymore... I hope you remember that today is my birthday, Lockey-boy! So you should be nice!
Locke: Pssht yeah right.
Locke: *sits almost triumphantly in his seat* Infernal child...
Cami: *whimpering* Daddy~~ Locke was being mean to me~~
X: Come here princess..
Xerxes: Tell me what mean ol' Lockey-kins did to my little angel..
Cami: *throws her arms around X's neck, pouting* He kicked me out of his chair and called me a demon from hell!!
Xerxes: My lttle girl is not a hellspawn.... *hugs her tight to him* you just ignore Lockey-kins... he's just moody...
Cami: Are you fighting with him again?
Xerxes: *sighs softly, giving her a kiss to her forehead* I wish it was somethng as simple as that...
Cora: There's the little birthday girl <3 <3 I made your special birthday breakfast... cinnamon pancakes, and I even cooked them into little flower shapes for you!
Camilla: Mama!! Can I have.. can i have applesauce too?!
Cora: Of course, silly girl.. I didn't forget.
Cami: Besides the Locke-incident a few moments ago.. this is turning out to be a fabulous~ birthday so far.
Cora: *kneels down, holding her arms out to her daughter* Come here... if the birthday girl gives me a hug, it is supposed to bring me good luck allll day!
Cami: *pounces her mother, hugging her tightly* I would give you luck all day... everyday, mama.
Cora: *kisses her forehead* You already do.
Cami: Lovelovelovelovelove! I'm hungry, let's eat <3
After Breakfast
Camilla: *stalks up where the other children are playing, very quietly*
Camilla: *pounces Dmitri, her arms encircling his neck as she leans against him* Good morning slave~!
Dmitri: Omph! your getting heavy... maybe you shouldn't keep stealing my mom's cookies...
Jani: Happy Birthday Cami!
Sparrow: Happy Birthday.
Cami: *leaning harder against Dmitri* I demand a happy birthday from you!!
Dmitri: *chokes a little as her grip tightens* Happy Birthday
Cami: I would have been so very disappointed if you would have forgotten my birthday!
Dmitri: It's hard to forget when you've been reminding us for the past three weeks..
Cami: How was your trip to Russia with your dad? Did you see polar bears?
Dmitri: Papa took me to many places... I got to meet a bunch of people... *playing with his hamster* wait... there are no polar bears in Russia...
Cami: There are too!!
Sparrow: Actually... polar bears only live in the North Pole..
Dmitri: See I told you...
Cami: If I say there are polar bears in Russia... then there are polar bears in Russia! Because I say it is so!!
Jani: Cami.. that's not how these things work.
Dmitri: There are no polar bears in Russia just because you say so... Papa!?
Niko: Vsyo v poryadke? (Is everything alright?)
Dmitri: *still speaking to his father in Russian* Cami's picking on me again... She says that there are polar bears in Russia... is that true?
Niko: *in Russian* Fuck if I know...
Niko: *still speaking in Russian* What is a polar bear??
Dmitri: Papa says there aren't any..
Sparrow: See I told you!!
Cami: Like your dad would know a polar bear from a ham sandwich!!
Niko: *takes Dmitri's hand* I know polar bear from birthday cake.. too bad i already eat all yours.
Cami: *gasps* You did not!!
Jani: *falls over giggling on the ground*
Sparrow: *giggles as well*
Dmitri: *in Russian again* Thank you Papa.. that was a good one!
To be continued in Part 2!!
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