((Sorry for slow updates, I've been extremely
busy as of late. Friends replies should be up this weekend <3 Also my
cat Feisty pretty much exploded on Locke..... I used up the rest of my
little lint roller on him, so deal with some infernal cat hairs hehehe))
Witten: *sleeps, sprawled out over the futon* ZzzzzZZZ....
Locke: *comes in, sitting in his chair* ............. hmmm? This guy again... who the hell is he anyway?
Locke: *glaring at him* HEY! Wake up!
Witten: *rolls over on his side, still sleeping* zzzzzzzZZZZ....
Locke: *growling* Wake up you damn fool! I demand you tell me who you are at once!!
Cami: *walks in, sitting on top of Witten and crossing her legs* Oh come off it, Lockey-boy...
Witten: Oomph!
Cami: Who is he? Oh my dear Locke... you know him very well.
Locke: Like hell I do! Explain yourself!
Cami: *starts to poke at Witten, trying to wake him up* Wakey-wakey~
Witten: Grrrrrr... go away!!
Witten: *starts to push on her, trying to push her off, hissing loudly* HISSSS!!
Cami: Now doesn't that sound familiar to you at all, Locke?
Cami: *leans down, stroking Witten's hair and kissing him on the forehead* Or how about this? Nice kitty....
Witten: *purrs a loud rumbling purr* Purrrrrrrrr~~ <3
Locke: ................. no.
Cami: *looks up* It's WITTEN you dumbass!!
Locke: *leans down, scowling heavily* I'm not amused by your idiotic child's game!!
Witten: *sits up, unable to sleep with the loud, annoying people around him, pouting* I am too Witten!
Cami: See. Tell him about it Witten.
Witten: I was cursed by this horrid enchantress! But at last it appears my enchantment is broken... for the time being. That witch!! *soft dramatic music begins to play out of nowhere* I will find her and end her if it's the last thing I do!!
Witten: *the music abruptly stops* In any case Locke... will prove that it's me. Do you remember that one time I was sleeping in your bed and you came in and yelled at me until I gave you the big kitty eyes and you patted my bed and laid down and took a nap with me~ Oh and then when you woke up you tossed me close to ten feet down the hallway before I landed!
Locke: *groans exasperated* What the fuck is going on in this house....!!
Witten: *crawls over, putting his hands on Locke's shoulders* Then you do believe me!!
Locke: Unhand me you filthy animal!!
Witten: Yaay~! You do believe me!! *a mysterious breeze blows Witten's hair around a little*
Locke: .... Did someone feel a draft just now?
Witten: *remembers something* Oh Locke!! Do you happen to know where dear Cora has gone off to?
Locke: Of course. She went to The Lair to visit Bhudo.
Cami: *slaps her forehead* You damn freaking idiot!!
Witten: *a very dark look seems to cross his face as suddenly the light through the windows is dulled by a cloud passing over the sun* ....... The Lair..... Bhudo....
Witten: That.... bastard.... STOLE MY PRINCESS!!! ARGGH! *lets out out a mighty roar, leaping to his feet* THAT FOOL DARES TO CHALLENGE ME?! *runs off swiftly*
Locke: What the hell...?
Cami: You idiot. Witten is as jealous as he's always been.. nothing has changed. It's just now he's exponentially more annoying and possibly dangerous....
Cami: Mama.... please come home soon... before Witten goes on a jealous rampage and... before I gain fifty pounds from eating takeout everday ;-;
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Witten: *sleeps, sprawled out over the futon* ZzzzzZZZ....
Locke: *comes in, sitting in his chair* ............. hmmm? This guy again... who the hell is he anyway?
Locke: *glaring at him* HEY! Wake up!
Witten: *rolls over on his side, still sleeping* zzzzzzzZZZZ....
Locke: *growling* Wake up you damn fool! I demand you tell me who you are at once!!
Cami: *walks in, sitting on top of Witten and crossing her legs* Oh come off it, Lockey-boy...
Witten: Oomph!
Cami: Who is he? Oh my dear Locke... you know him very well.
Locke: Like hell I do! Explain yourself!
Cami: *starts to poke at Witten, trying to wake him up* Wakey-wakey~
Witten: Grrrrrr... go away!!
Witten: *starts to push on her, trying to push her off, hissing loudly* HISSSS!!
Cami: Now doesn't that sound familiar to you at all, Locke?
Cami: *leans down, stroking Witten's hair and kissing him on the forehead* Or how about this? Nice kitty....
Witten: *purrs a loud rumbling purr* Purrrrrrrrr~~ <3
Locke: ................. no.
Cami: *looks up* It's WITTEN you dumbass!!
Locke: *leans down, scowling heavily* I'm not amused by your idiotic child's game!!
Witten: *sits up, unable to sleep with the loud, annoying people around him, pouting* I am too Witten!
Cami: See. Tell him about it Witten.
Witten: I was cursed by this horrid enchantress! But at last it appears my enchantment is broken... for the time being. That witch!! *soft dramatic music begins to play out of nowhere* I will find her and end her if it's the last thing I do!!
Witten: *the music abruptly stops* In any case Locke... will prove that it's me. Do you remember that one time I was sleeping in your bed and you came in and yelled at me until I gave you the big kitty eyes and you patted my bed and laid down and took a nap with me~ Oh and then when you woke up you tossed me close to ten feet down the hallway before I landed!
Locke: *groans exasperated* What the fuck is going on in this house....!!
Witten: *crawls over, putting his hands on Locke's shoulders* Then you do believe me!!
Locke: Unhand me you filthy animal!!
Witten: Yaay~! You do believe me!! *a mysterious breeze blows Witten's hair around a little*
Locke: .... Did someone feel a draft just now?
Witten: *remembers something* Oh Locke!! Do you happen to know where dear Cora has gone off to?
Locke: Of course. She went to The Lair to visit Bhudo.
Cami: *slaps her forehead* You damn freaking idiot!!
Witten: *a very dark look seems to cross his face as suddenly the light through the windows is dulled by a cloud passing over the sun* ....... The Lair..... Bhudo....
Witten: That.... bastard.... STOLE MY PRINCESS!!! ARGGH! *lets out out a mighty roar, leaping to his feet* THAT FOOL DARES TO CHALLENGE ME?! *runs off swiftly*
Locke: What the hell...?
Cami: You idiot. Witten is as jealous as he's always been.. nothing has changed. It's just now he's exponentially more annoying and possibly dangerous....
Cami: Mama.... please come home soon... before Witten goes on a jealous rampage and... before I gain fifty pounds from eating takeout everday ;-;
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