Purgatory: ... Where's Locke?
P: Mmmmm~~! I smell COOKIES!! *runs off to the kitchen*
Cami: DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Cami: *pounces X, dragging him to the floor* Daddy! DADDY I MISSED YOU!!
Xerxes: God you gained some weight!
Cami: You look fat too.
Xerxes: Hey! I sent some of my candy away.... a little >.>
Cami: I love you! I missed you so much!
X: I missed you too my little princess!
Cami: *kisskisskisskiss* Mama made some cookies, wanna go eat all of them?
X: Hell yes! *picks her up and runs off*
Eliza: *looks around* This is a pretty nice place here.
Vincent: I'm glad you approve... this is home.
*The flashing tip of a sword appears*
Witten: PREPARE YOURSELF FOR DEATH RED-HAIRED TALL ONE!! I END YOU NOW!!!
Eliza: Hey this is kinda cool.
Vincent: What the fuck are you talking about?!?! *glances at Eliza* Both of you!! What the fuck!!
Witten: For too long you've waited to take my Princess from me! I CHALLENGE YOU FOR HER HONOR!!!
Witten: PREPARE YOURSELF!! HYAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Witten: *charges towards V, his sword in hand, screaming at the top of his lungs* HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: Oh fuck me! *steps quickly out of the warpath*
Witten: *moves to chase him but trips over the couch* Aggghgh!!
Witten: *continues to fall forward with the momentum of his run* Ooomph!!
Eliza: *laughs* This is... really neat! Do they all try to kill you as a welcome home?
Witten: Arrggh!! *pushes himself over the back of the couch* THIS IS NOT OVER! I AM NOT DEFEATED!!
V: Obviously you are defeated.. since the couch won.
Witten: GRRRR! Your continued insolence is not going unnoticed! The edge of my sword thirsts for your BLOOD!!
Eliza: Ummm....
Witten: What?! What is it? Can't you see I'm a little busy here lady?
Eliza: ..... you have... pink cat ears... on your head.
Witten: ....................
Witten: ..... Oh shit. *POOF*
Witten: ...............................................................................
Witten: *pulls the shirt off of his head, looking at his hands* .... mew!!
Witten: *growls, indignantly wrapping the shirt around his waist and stomping off*
Eliza: This place is better then a movie! What other kind of magical creatures you got living here? I can see why O likes it so much.
V: Oh god... I've been gone too long...
Cora: *runs in, squeeing* SQUEEEEEEEEEEE~~!!!
Cora: *jumps up, clinging to V with her arms around his neck and legs around his waist* V!!!!!!!!!
V: Hello little pink barnacle.
Eliza: Well, well, well... those goods sure look alot better in person! Good going, big brother.
Cora: Hmm? *turns her head* Brother? Did she just say brother?
V: *starts to walk away, carrying her* I'm explaining this in the other room...
Cora: *still looking back at Eliza* Brother?!
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