((While Cora and V were consummating their love... other things were going on in The Manor....))
Niko: See, I get in gold. You like? I know you like. Already has been eight years... my love. See is not such a, ah what is word, cheap bastard.
Eden: Shamrock... very ironic. Eight years ago you drank me under the table and molested me... some anniversary that is!
Niko: Still you cannot outdrink me even eight years later.
Eden: Shuddup!! I gave it a very.... very... good shot tonight..!!
Eden: *looks at Minue passed out under Locke's chair* Spiking that cat's waterbowl was like.... really stupid you dumbass
Niko: But she is walk into wall!! And into chair! Is funny, is like a clown!!
Eden: *suddenly looks alert* What.... was that noise just now.... I am going to go check it out...
Niko: Perhaps it is the ghosties, always is talk about the ghosties! What is noise you say? It must be the ghosties!
Eden: Harharharhar ghosties. Yeah well I'm going to see if I can catch it~~! Woo! *leaves the room going into the hallway*
Niko: Careful to not falling on your ass.
Eden: *trips over something in the hallway* OUCH!
X: Did you hear that! *clings to P* It must be that ghost again!
P: Its going to get Luis! That poor sad pretty ghost spooky lady.
P: She must be after Luis... and she's going to do all sorts of things...
X: like what?
P: Like molest him to death...
X: That's not so bad...
P: But then... she will suck out his brains!!!! Though his nose!
X: OMG!!
Locke: That's certainly Luis' fantasy anyway... he's indicated it enough - well minus the brain sucking bit. What is this ghost molesting thing P? *smirks* Are you.. hinting a fantasy to me perhaps?
X: Maybe its you that has the fantasy Locke hmmmmmmmmmm?
P: *blushes and laughs*
X: Because we all know how you like your random molesting in the night *smirks* two young hot ghosts...
P: Ghosts that are all hot and worked up... and keeping you awake every moment of the night
Locke: Hmmmm *smirking greatly* Yes yes... I believe in ghosts.... I'm a believer.
Eden: *stumbles back into the room, looking a bit insane* HOLY FUCKING GOD. CORA AND V ARE SCREWING!! I HEARD THEM THROUGH HIS DOOR!!
Niko: and you were gone for fifteen minutes for this? you were listen at door, naughty girl!
X and P: *in unison* FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eden: *leans on the arm of the couch* I cannot freaking believe this.... after all this time...! SHIT!
Niko: *reaches out, smacking Eden's buttcheeks like a pair of bongos* I believe this means you owe me money... such a nice bet is feel good to win.
Eden: I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY!! HE SAID SO AND THEN HE DIDN'T TOUCH HER WHILE SHE WAS IN HIS BED FOR FIVE YEARS!! I MEAN FUCKING COME ON... IT'S CORA!!!
Niko: You is still owe me money. Whether he is gays or not gays he is doing the romance now... he is going like the caribous on the plains.
Niko: I seem to remembers he turning you down... is perhaps he not like the small breasts?
Locke: Ouch... he busted you a good one. I think I might end up liking him after all, little sister.
Eden: Locke... you.... you...!!
Locke: *twirls his necklace in his fingers* Me... me..? Stop stuttering like a damn moron.
Eden: *leaps up, wrapping her arms around him and kisses his cheek several times* I LOVE YOU!!! I know you talked to him earlier today!!
Locke: For the love of god woman! Get the hell off of me this instant!!
Eden: You could have benefitted from breaking Cora's heart... I think this is the most selfless thing you've ever done!! I love you~!!
Locke: *growling* OFF NOW!!
Eden: *falls back into the couch, her head in Niko's lap* OH MY GOD! She's going to stop complaining about this!!
Niko: Is mean my ot duschi is stop complaining as well?
Eden: Yes :3
Cami: *comes into the living room crying* Where's Mama?! Where's my Mama!! I hear her screaming.... someone is hurting her!!
Eden: ....... Oh jesus.
Niko: Perhaps you dream of the slaughter of large animals.. perhaps she is only have sex.
Eden: SHHH!
Cami: *hears another loud moan coming from the hallway* MAMA!!!! Someone is killing her!!!!!!
Niko: We will not get into it.
Eden: IT'S THE GHOST OMG!! WOOOOO!!
X: God Eden how drunk are you?
Eden: Really, really....
X: Sweetie come here.... your daddy needs cuddles.... and no one is murdering your mother...
Cami: *sits in Xerxes' lap, cuddling against him* Mama.... Mama is hurting... I hear her and she sounds in pain...
X: But she's not in any pain at all?
Cami: Why is she making such terrible noises?!?
X: They just sound bad to you...because you are still young....
Cami: *whimpers* Mama....
P: She will be fine.... you will see in the morning... you should be in bed and I dont think she would be happy with me if you stayed up too late.
Cami: *growling* How can you ask me to just go to bed when my MAMA IS SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER IN THE OTHER ROOM!!?
Locke: Oh shut up. I've had it with this yammering. Your mother is not dying. She's perfectly fine - better then fine. You can come and sleep with us if you will just stop your infernal whining!!
Cami: Come and sleep... with you and Daddy and P?
Locke: For the love of god, that's what I just said!!
Cami: *climbs into his lap* Can I sleep between you and Daddy?
Locke: Fine fine.. whatever.
P: All this talk about bed *yawns* I'm sleepy.... *crawls over X, heading off to bed*
Cami: Okay let's go! *runs off with P*
X: Locke... thank you.
Locke: *sighs* No sexy ghost visits tonight.... come on. Let's get to bed. *gets up and heads off to bed*
Eden: Well it's just us.... and listening to those two moaning and carrying on wantonly in there..
Niko: Is perhaps a sweethearts bet?
Eden: Yeah... *a long moment of silence passes* I'll bet you they are finished for the night. There's no way the old man will get it up for another go.
Niko: I think you not give our poor redhead enough credit.
Eden: Don't fucking tickle my feet! *kicks at his hand* You asshole.
Niko: Perhaps week of slave work is a good bet.
Eden: *laughs and sits up* Oh you are so fucking on... about a month? If I win you owe me a month of servititude.... if you win.. you get a week for every time they go. How does that sound?
Niko: Is sounds like very fair deal. This why I always say yes to you.
Niko: We shall kiss to finalize our agreements.
Eden: *kisses him* chuu~
Eden: *suddenly hears a noise, covering Niko's ears* Oh my i just love your ears so much! ahhahahah!
Niko: Too late... You lose. Hahahahaaa!
Eden: NO NO NONONO!! I fucking hate you!!
Niko: You are spoil brat, just like brother.
Eden: Go to hell.
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Niko: See, I get in gold. You like? I know you like. Already has been eight years... my love. See is not such a, ah what is word, cheap bastard.
Eden: Shamrock... very ironic. Eight years ago you drank me under the table and molested me... some anniversary that is!
Niko: Still you cannot outdrink me even eight years later.
Eden: Shuddup!! I gave it a very.... very... good shot tonight..!!
Eden: *looks at Minue passed out under Locke's chair* Spiking that cat's waterbowl was like.... really stupid you dumbass
Niko: But she is walk into wall!! And into chair! Is funny, is like a clown!!
Eden: *suddenly looks alert* What.... was that noise just now.... I am going to go check it out...
Niko: Perhaps it is the ghosties, always is talk about the ghosties! What is noise you say? It must be the ghosties!
Eden: Harharharhar ghosties. Yeah well I'm going to see if I can catch it~~! Woo! *leaves the room going into the hallway*
Niko: Careful to not falling on your ass.
Eden: *trips over something in the hallway* OUCH!
X: Did you hear that! *clings to P* It must be that ghost again!
P: Its going to get Luis! That poor sad pretty ghost spooky lady.
P: She must be after Luis... and she's going to do all sorts of things...
X: like what?
P: Like molest him to death...
X: That's not so bad...
P: But then... she will suck out his brains!!!! Though his nose!
X: OMG!!
Locke: That's certainly Luis' fantasy anyway... he's indicated it enough - well minus the brain sucking bit. What is this ghost molesting thing P? *smirks* Are you.. hinting a fantasy to me perhaps?
X: Maybe its you that has the fantasy Locke hmmmmmmmmmm?
P: *blushes and laughs*
X: Because we all know how you like your random molesting in the night *smirks* two young hot ghosts...
P: Ghosts that are all hot and worked up... and keeping you awake every moment of the night
Locke: Hmmmm *smirking greatly* Yes yes... I believe in ghosts.... I'm a believer.
Eden: *stumbles back into the room, looking a bit insane* HOLY FUCKING GOD. CORA AND V ARE SCREWING!! I HEARD THEM THROUGH HIS DOOR!!
Niko: and you were gone for fifteen minutes for this? you were listen at door, naughty girl!
X and P: *in unison* FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eden: *leans on the arm of the couch* I cannot freaking believe this.... after all this time...! SHIT!
Niko: *reaches out, smacking Eden's buttcheeks like a pair of bongos* I believe this means you owe me money... such a nice bet is feel good to win.
Eden: I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY!! HE SAID SO AND THEN HE DIDN'T TOUCH HER WHILE SHE WAS IN HIS BED FOR FIVE YEARS!! I MEAN FUCKING COME ON... IT'S CORA!!!
Niko: You is still owe me money. Whether he is gays or not gays he is doing the romance now... he is going like the caribous on the plains.
Niko: I seem to remembers he turning you down... is perhaps he not like the small breasts?
Locke: Ouch... he busted you a good one. I think I might end up liking him after all, little sister.
Eden: Locke... you.... you...!!
Locke: *twirls his necklace in his fingers* Me... me..? Stop stuttering like a damn moron.
Eden: *leaps up, wrapping her arms around him and kisses his cheek several times* I LOVE YOU!!! I know you talked to him earlier today!!
Locke: For the love of god woman! Get the hell off of me this instant!!
Eden: You could have benefitted from breaking Cora's heart... I think this is the most selfless thing you've ever done!! I love you~!!
Locke: *growling* OFF NOW!!
Eden: *falls back into the couch, her head in Niko's lap* OH MY GOD! She's going to stop complaining about this!!
Niko: Is mean my ot duschi is stop complaining as well?
Eden: Yes :3
Cami: *comes into the living room crying* Where's Mama?! Where's my Mama!! I hear her screaming.... someone is hurting her!!
Eden: ....... Oh jesus.
Niko: Perhaps you dream of the slaughter of large animals.. perhaps she is only have sex.
Eden: SHHH!
Cami: *hears another loud moan coming from the hallway* MAMA!!!! Someone is killing her!!!!!!
Niko: We will not get into it.
Eden: IT'S THE GHOST OMG!! WOOOOO!!
X: God Eden how drunk are you?
Eden: Really, really....
X: Sweetie come here.... your daddy needs cuddles.... and no one is murdering your mother...
Cami: *sits in Xerxes' lap, cuddling against him* Mama.... Mama is hurting... I hear her and she sounds in pain...
X: But she's not in any pain at all?
Cami: Why is she making such terrible noises?!?
X: They just sound bad to you...because you are still young....
Cami: *whimpers* Mama....
P: She will be fine.... you will see in the morning... you should be in bed and I dont think she would be happy with me if you stayed up too late.
Cami: *growling* How can you ask me to just go to bed when my MAMA IS SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER IN THE OTHER ROOM!!?
Locke: Oh shut up. I've had it with this yammering. Your mother is not dying. She's perfectly fine - better then fine. You can come and sleep with us if you will just stop your infernal whining!!
Cami: Come and sleep... with you and Daddy and P?
Locke: For the love of god, that's what I just said!!
Cami: *climbs into his lap* Can I sleep between you and Daddy?
Locke: Fine fine.. whatever.
P: All this talk about bed *yawns* I'm sleepy.... *crawls over X, heading off to bed*
Cami: Okay let's go! *runs off with P*
X: Locke... thank you.
Locke: *sighs* No sexy ghost visits tonight.... come on. Let's get to bed. *gets up and heads off to bed*
Eden: Well it's just us.... and listening to those two moaning and carrying on wantonly in there..
Niko: Is perhaps a sweethearts bet?
Eden: Yeah... *a long moment of silence passes* I'll bet you they are finished for the night. There's no way the old man will get it up for another go.
Niko: I think you not give our poor redhead enough credit.
Eden: Don't fucking tickle my feet! *kicks at his hand* You asshole.
Niko: Perhaps week of slave work is a good bet.
Eden: *laughs and sits up* Oh you are so fucking on... about a month? If I win you owe me a month of servititude.... if you win.. you get a week for every time they go. How does that sound?
Niko: Is sounds like very fair deal. This why I always say yes to you.
Niko: We shall kiss to finalize our agreements.
Eden: *kisses him* chuu~
Eden: *suddenly hears a noise, covering Niko's ears* Oh my i just love your ears so much! ahhahahah!
Niko: Too late... You lose. Hahahahaaa!
Eden: NO NO NONONO!! I fucking hate you!!
Niko: You are spoil brat, just like brother.
Eden: Go to hell.
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