Adela: Allright old man.. tell me what's going on.
Adela's Father: Yer the one who needs to tell me what's going on, little miss... It's why I sent ya out there in the first place!! Have ya seen him yet? Have ya talked to him?
Adela: I've seen him... asleep.. and at a party. But I haven't talked to him yet. The Beloved is here... I talk to her everyday, she's quite the sickeningly cute little thing. I'm rather partial to her. She's got men attached to her like flies.. she's got two already.
Adela's Father: Doesn't matter. I don't worry too much about her... I wanted to know about him and yer not delivering!!
Adela: I'm doing the best I can, Father. Why the hell do you ask for more then that?!
Adela's Father: Because I'm entitled to. Ya refuse to find yerself a decent husband and so I'm in charge of ya... not that getting married would change that too much hehehe.
Adela: Oh hell no I am totally not getting into this conversation with you now.
Adela's Father: Well too bad. I'm in the negotiations with the dark lord Morrow for yer hand. Yer over two hundred Adela, way past time ya should have been married. Ya refuse everyone I send yer way - I'm not having yer sass anymore.
Adela: *sighs* If i don't like him I'm not marrying him. PERIOD.
Adela's Father: *angrily* YER GONNA MARRY WHO I TELL YA TO MARRY WHETHER YA LIKE IT OR NOT!! If I put ya under a fat, sweaty, old man... yer going to lay underneath him, spread yer legs, and bear it because it's yer duty to ME and it's yer duty to yer family!!!
Adela: .........
Adela's Father: And what's this nonesense I hear about ya running some kind of business or sumthin?
Adela: It's the way modern people wage glorious war, Father...
Adela's Father: Oh.. well I can get behind that.
Adela: I'm using it to do what you asked... but... people aren't cooperating... I am having a hard time getting the Beloved and Xerxes' face out there... there is... an old, irritating wrench thrown into that operation that I must take care of... some dragons....
Adela's Father: Dragons...? What all have ya tried?
Adela: Just about everything... I am in for a moment and then their Lair boots me right back out...
Adela's Father: Well have ya tried going naked yet?
Adela: Ah! Actually no I haven't..! You are right.. my magic should be stronger then.. though I don't like the idea of just shucking off my clothes and wandering in where there are... perverts...
Adela's Father: Whatcha got to be ashamed of? Ya get yer looks from yer daddy! Hehehehehe!
Adela: I'm not a total slut like you. I keep my modesty..
Adela's Father: Modesty is overrated, if you ya got it flaunt it. And everyone knows our family has got it.
Adela: The Beloved freaking reeks of angels... in fact the whole Manor does.. I have a good suspicion that we might have some rogue ones hiding in our midsts here..
Adela's Father: Ooh. The plot thickens.
Adela: Should I kill them?
Adela's Father: No. Ya can leave that to me. I won't have ya tussling with no angels, if there is more then one there I don't trust ya to do the job proper. And I won't have ya going and getting killed on me. Ya just do what I told ya to do.
Adela: Are you planning on coming out then?
Adela's Father: As soon as I'm done trying to marry ya off to Morrow, yes.
Adela: I don't want to be married off..
Adela's Father: I know ya don't. But I've given ya enough time to find someone to love - in yer current state yer becoming a danger to us all. What if someone decide he wants ya? Yer station, virginity and fertility are a tempting target for just about everyone.. Ya need a husband. Now, not later.
Adela: Tch.
Adela's Father: Now knock it off. I've had enough of yer attitude missy.
Adela: Right.. well.. I'll take care of things here.
Adela's Father: I want to see him myself... I'm heading to him soon. Say are there any hot chicks out there, because if there isn't I'm not even going to bother.
Adela: Women are the minority at The Manor... but I think there will be a few to your liking... Xerxes certainly looks like a beautiful woman at least.
Adela's Father: Mmmm.. good. I'll be there soon then. I love you, favored daughter.
Adela: Yeah.. I love you too Daddy.
Adela: I knew I stole this fae's crystal ball for a good reason... at least I feel a little better about all this bullshit.
Cora: *sits down* Hey Adela.. who.. were you talking to?
Adela: Myself.
Cora: Oh.. well.. okay <3
Cora: I'm ready to go inside.. *sighs* I didn't find what I was looking for.
Adela: Why is that? Looking for mushrooms or something? Heheh.
Cora: Not really...
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