Witten: .........
Witten: *sniffsniff*
Adela: ............
Adela: *smirking widely, hardly believing her luck* Well!! Aren't you just the cutest little kitten ever!!
Witten: *slowly turns around* .................... O.o
Adela: Heheheheehehehehe.... well aren't you just the sweetest little thing.
Witten: *goes into a raging spastic catfit, hissing and growling, baring his claws as his fur poofs up* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Adela: Heeheeheheee... oh listen to you go. It's been a while hasn't it?
Witten: *shakes and spits in his anger* GRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLHIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!!
Adela: *reaches out and bops him on the nose with her finger* Bad kitty!!
**POOOOOF**
Witten: HISSS... huh..? GRR! YOU WITCH!!!
Adela: Mmmm~ Prince Kenneth you have grown since last I saw you <3
Witten: *pulls his sword as dramatic battle music begins to play* I END YOU NOW ENCHANTRESS!! AND RID MYSELF OF THIS CURSE!!!!!!
Witten: *lunges forward with his sword*
Adela: *with speed and skill grabs his wrist, using his momentum to pull him forward onto the carpet*
Adela: *sits ontop of his back* That's quite enough of that. How now Prince Kenneth.. or Witten as they call you now. It's been a long time....
Witten: You damn she-devil!! WITCH!! Take this curse off of me at once!!
Witten: I COMMAND YOU AS PRINCE OF THE LAND OF COINCIDENCE!!!
Adela: *touches the collar around his neck* You command nothing. You broke our engagement and enraged my father... and your father was so pissed off at you that he asked me to teach you a lesson!!
Adela: You were young but I was willing to wait. Instead you threw a royal temper tantrum and offended my father so badly that he could not bear to think of you as a son-in-law! You ruined your father's hopes of an alliance with mine... stupid boy.
Adela: So I have your leash little Witten... until I decide otherwise!
Witten: You... you....!!!! You'll never get away with this!!!
Adela: I already have.
Adela: You have a very nice toosh by the way...
Witten: Oh yes I know~<3 Isn't it lovely? I happen to think it's the very best toosh there is! .... HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! GRR!!
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