Witten: Hello again pretty lady. Why yes i AM gorgeous! I'll tell you the reason that blonde witch did this to me!! She's jealous because I am so utterly gorgeous and she is so very mediocre looking!! Errr.. well not really mediocre but my looks are far superior to hers that's for sure!!
Witten: Blah... my homeland.. it's been so long since I've been there I don't remember much anymore to be honest. All of our people are rather simpleminded.. to be quite honest when I first saw Minue I thought she may have very well been from the Land of Coincidence but... uhh... she is much more simpleminded then the simpleminded of our people... my goodness she is cute though~ <3 I can't wait to see what she thinks when she sees me in my glorious true form, I think she shall faint straight away!!
Witten: More then a friend...? I'm afraid I simply don't know what you mean by that phrase I haven't ever heard it before. But if you would like to join my royal harem of princesses you are more then welcome.
Witten: That witch woman is most certainly not allowed though. I was twelve when our fathers bethrothed us and even from then I knew I wouldn't like her!! Why couldn't my father had betrothed me to someone like Cora who will feed me and take care of me... or Minue who keeps me company and licks that terribly unreachable spot behind my ears!! The witch's father though.... he is a terrible man.... a terrible, terrible man....
Witten: Time for a nap!! Byebyeeee!
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