Cora: Hmmmm....
Cora: I miss V.... I miss everyone...
Xerxes: Boo!!
Cora: X!! It's you!!
Cora: *squeeeze* I missed you!! I'm glad you are here!
Xerxes: *giggles girlishly*
Cora: If you're here.. does that mean V's here too?!?
Xerxes: Uhhh... ummmmm..... no.
Cora: *sigh*
Xerxes: But I'm here to keep you company!
Cora: Locke will be really glad to see you!!
X: ..............
X: I wish I could say the same.
MEANWHILE.....
Eden: My baby!! Give me my baby!!!
Eden: Dmitri... Mommy missed you so much. Well the baby is still alive at least.
Niko: Of course he is, woman. Did you think I wouldn't take good care of my own son?
Eden: Dmitri!! My poor sweet baby, I couldn't sleep with all the horrors I imagined someone as irresponsible as your father putting you through!
Niko: HEY!
Niko: Woman, you don't have to pretend like you're not glad to see me...
Eden: Hmph.. the only thing I'm glad about is that you didn't kill our son!
Niko: God you are such a bitch... *swears in Russian some more*
Eden: So? And don't swear in Russian, I'd at least like to know what kind of wretched things you're saying about me...
Niko: *quieter* I don't think the things I'm saying are appropriate to say around children...
Eden: Oh?
Eden: Fine.. I missed you...
Niko: *laughs* That's what I thought....
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Locke: Well, well, well... who do we have here?? Come for a visit, my sweet?
X: ................................
Locke: Come here and let me see you....
X: Fuck off... *walks away*
Locke: .... what the hell was that about??
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