Cora: The pictures in this book ARE interesting... it's the only reason you're still paying any attention!!
Witten: Mew.
Luis: Hello Cora, how are you?
Cora: I'm good... say... Luis... do you have any idea where Locke went off to? I've been sitting in his chair for a while now and he hasn't come to yell at me.. where did he go?
Luis: ...........
Luis: Cora.... Locke left a few days ago with Xerxes.... didn't you know?
Cora: *sighs* He didn't even say goodbye... O told me he was gone but I thought he was just out for a few days like last time.... Nobody ever says goodbye to me.. V didn't either...
Luis: *changes the subject* In other, more cheerful news... I got you a present.
Cora: What? Really?!
Luis: Remember when you asked about my journal.. well I went out and got you one so that you could start writing down your thoughts. I even got it in pink for you.
Cora: Luis!! Thank you! I don't get very many presents... I'm very grateful.
Cora: I'll write in it everyday.... I promise.
Luis: It was just a little thing...
Cora: It's still a gift... thank you.
Luis: You're welcome.
Cora: Speaking of gifts... stop chewing on V's gift, Witten! That's very rude!!
Witten: .........
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Eden: *whisperwhisper*
Niko: *whisperwhisper*
Luis: Am I interrupting something??
Eden: Not really.. what's up, Luis?
Luis: There is something I've been wanting to ask you guys for a while but never got around to doing it.
Eden: Oh really? What is it?
Luis: What exactly is the nature of Cora and V's relationship anyway??
Eden: *sits on the table* Oh... that.
Niko: ............
Luis: I'm only curious. Cora is my friend and V is sort of my boss... I like to think I have some kind of right to gossip.
Eden: Well it's not what you are thinking. I know for a fact (though Cora won't much admit it) but Cora has a big crush on V. She doesn't understand that V prefers men...
Niko: ...........
Luis: I see...
Eden: V is really nice to Cora.. he spends alot of time with her. They have alot in common and he never yells at her for anything... they are good friends. Cora is going to be sorely disappointed, however, if she attempts to take this relationship somewhere it can't possibly go.
Luis: Because V prefers men?
Eden: Yes. Because V prefers men.
Luis: But if I recall household gossip correctly... Locke does not prefer men, yet he favors Xerxes. How is this situation different?
Eden: It is very different!! Locke is alot younger then V and less set in his ways... Locke is also wishwashy - he has no self control.
Niko: *laughs* You are just sore because V rejected you before...
Eden: Niko, shut up. You know Luis... if you're interested in Cora.... her crush on V is doomed and there is room for you to move in on her.
Luis: Uh, I'll keep that in mind....
Eden: I'm just saying.
Niko: Eden is just a sore loser....
Luis: I haven't heard this story...
Niko: Eden tricked V into going out on date with her and it ended in a complete disaster.
Eden: WOULD YOU SHUT UP!
Niko: Stop shrieking like a harpy around our son.
Eden: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Luis: I am... slowly exiting this conversation...
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