Luis: *looking sufficiently traumatized*
Cora: Luis! You are finally awake... it's nearly noon you know..... Luis.... what is the matter? You look like you had a bad dream.
Luis: Dear god I hope it's a bad dream...
Luis: I found a seemingly honest message for me this morning... from some guy named Tai... I was interested because it said something about Writer's Block which you know I am having problems with...
Cora: A guy? Tai? Maybe it's Lachlan's brother? What did he have to say?
Luis: For the love of god... I would have taken the advice just fine. The text by itself was honest enough...
Cora: Well? What was the matter with the rest of it?
Luis: I AM STRAIGHT!! I LIKE WOMEN!! I HAVE A FEELING THIS GUY IS TRYING TO SEDUCE ME!
Cora: *giggles* Oh Luis you are so silly! What does it matter if he's a boy or a girl?
Luis: *dumbfounded* .......... You really don't understand do you?
Cora: Nope.
Luis: Okay fine.. here is my reply. Dear Tai... thanks for the advice. I'll keep it in mind.
Luis: I can see merit in what you are saying.
Luis: I am very flattered. However next time you can leave on your shirt.
Cora: But Luis.. you don't have a shirt on either.
Luis: Shut up.
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