Janelle: *crying behind her hands and speaking in a deep southern accent* I'm an idiot! I hurt poor Luis! I didn't mean to do that to him. Its all that Tribble's fault I've got to teach Spock to keep a better watch on her!
Janelle: *drys eyes and gulps air still speaking in her southern tone* Oh dear, I turned this thing on to message Cora, she's going to think me a down right fool.
Janelle: *southern accent carries throughout the rest of her message* Hello Cora, I'm sure you know by now but I'm Janelle. L-l-luis's girlfriend. A-a-and I know you and Prince Witten saw my pictures.....
Janelle: Umm.. please tell his royal highness Mr. Witten that I AM Luis's girlfriend and I apologize again to dear Witten for him not being my type.
Janelle: *glances to the side* umm... I must say I-I-I'm flattered by you C-c-cora but I've never been interested in a girl before or had a girl... find me attractive...
Janelle: *looks back up* Its not that I don't appreciate it... its j-j-just I AM Luis's girlfriend.. and you are his friend.. and I would like to think of you as my friend as well... and..... I'm just not used to a girl talking about me like that... it doesn't happen much here in the south.....
Janelle: *looks sad again* oh dear... its not that I meant that its not okay... I'm not like some of the crazy redneck hicks around these parts! I just.... *sigh*
Janelle: Please forgive me Cora..... I'm so worried about my dear Luis and well.. I really want to be friends with you, since you and Luis are such good friends. I want to call you my friend as well. My nerves are a bit frazzled and I probably sound like a silly little nincompoop. *sigh*
Janelle: *places hand on temple* Oh dear... I've cried so much and stressed myself out til I got a headache... fiddlesticks!
Janelle: Well Cora.. I do so hope you can forgive my babble and we can be friends.
Janelle: I do though.... have a small favor to ask of you.... if you wouldn't mind.....
Janelle: *puts hands together in a pleading motion and whines* PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY DEAR LUIS..... I mean.... since I can't be there and all... just make sure he gets better... and please apologize to him for me. I didn't want to hurt him... *mutters to self* its that damn Tribbles fault
Janelle: *blows kiss* Thank you Cora, I do so hope we become fast friends.... I'm going to go lay down and take some medicine for this headache. I look forward to talking to you again soon.
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