((for the sake of the non-feline readers, I will write this in english - Iago is, however, speaking only in Felinish. He is also doing this without Lachlan's knowledge))
Iago: My dear Witten, this growing animosity between us is something that I believe we must discuss.
Iago: As is the way with all unneutered male cats, I instinctively loathe the very sight of you. Instinct, however, is not something understood by either of our Ladies.
Iago: On my side, symptoms of jealousy have been met with most demeaning results. I need not share with you, I am certain, the horror humans call "the spray bottle". Perhaps you have even endured the penultimate torture; "the crate". Thus far I have been spared such indignities, but should we continue it will be but a matter of time.
Iago: As we both deeply love our respective Lady, and I believe I am safe in assuming that we neither of us wish to distress them, I should like to propose a truce between us. We will never share "friendship" unless both of us should undergo the great unspeakable horror of horrors: neutering. I do believe, however, that we can agree to hold our peace before our Ladies.
Iago: I have more pressing problems here at home. First there is the intrusion of this canine/human mixture, and now whispers have reached my ears that another unneutered male cat will soon invade my territory.
Mitsuki 1: Oh Iago, I've come to do your manicure.
Mitsuki 2: And I'm here to give you your massage.
Iago: sigh...I do not wish to share my domain with another. Fortunately, I have minions who are loyal and will aid me in its defense.
Both Mitsuki: You're so cute when you call us minions - you naughty boy.
Iago: I hope, Witten, that you will accept my offered olive branch. I do not believe either of us will enjoy the consequences should our animosity continue.
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