Margarette: DARLING...It's wonderful to hear from you, again. You look gorgeous!!
Collette: Mommieeeeeee.....CAN I PLEEEEEASE have a cookie?? *batts her eyelashes*
Margarette: Only is you say Hello to Miss Cora.
Collette: Oh...*waves furiously* HI MISS CORA!!!
Margarette: Inside voice, honey.
Margarette: Here you go....but after this you start to get ready for bed...ok?
Collette: COOKIE!!!
Margarette: *laughs* Neither of us seems to rate higher than a cookie. Oh well. Back to your situation.
Margarette: Yes...the first tri-mester their is not to much movement, but then the baby grows strong enough to start doing the rumba on your bladder!! As you grow you'll have to use the restroom every ten minutes. Then there is the wierd cravings.
Margarette: My craving was ritz crackers dipped in chocolate and cheese wiz. I can't believe I ate that....*giggles*
Margarette: As for the actual birth. Darling....let me be serious for a minute. Yes...birth is extremely painful. But we women have an edge. We can take more pain than a man. Plus when the baby is going to be birthed your hormones will help with the delivery.
Margarette: I don't mean to sound rude, but have you thought of a Mid-wife? I mean. Are you having this baby naturaly or with an epidural? Are you going to do this at home or in a hospital? If your having her ....sorry I don't know if your baby is a girl or a boy I just naturally say her because of Collette. Like I was saying, If your having her at home then you need a mid-wife to help you through birth.
Margarette: AND you need to go to lamaz class. Take your pre-natal vitamins and eat sensible. Well.....a craving or two won't hurt, but the baby needs all the nutrients she can get. As for complications....have a plan. A breach birth can be simple to deal with, but also dangerous if not delt with. I'll help you with any plans and you have alot of good friends around you. Eden, I'm sure, can help you figure this out.
Collette: MOMMY...Looky,looky,looky,looky,looky,looky!!
Margarette: What is it honey??
Collette: I can stand on my head!!! SEEEEEEEE....
Margarette: BE careful!!! Honey....stop!!
Collette: Ooops....*crashes*
Margarette: Oh dear...honey...are you ok??
Collette: *cries* Waaaahhh.....*cries*
Collette: *cries*
Margarette: It's ok honey...sweetheart...are you hurt?
Collette: *sniff*...I guess.....*sniff*
Margarette: *sweetly* Would you feel better if you got another cookie??
Collette: COOKIE!!!! I'm all better mommy!!
Margarette: I'm sure you are honey...*giggles*
Margarette: Two to one the little imp did that on purpose. She's alot like her mother. *laughs* Darling don't worry about anything unless you think something is wrong. Needless worries can effect your little one. So be good to yourself and her....or him....or....whatever...*giggles* You'll have to tell me if you know what your having!!
Margarette: say goodnight Collette.
Collette: *mouth full* Gooth nigth Mith Cora!!!
Margarette: Not with your mouth full honey....*head in hands* Good night Cora!!
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