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62. Horoscopes...

by lovelovekitty on Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:04 am


((Please note - Cora has a hard time color coordinating anything that isn't pink!! Hence her wonderfully clashing clothes XD These are the actual horoscopes out of my university's newspaper from 11/15/07!))

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Cora: Arrrrggghh!!!

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Cora: I do not understand this stupid game at all...

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Luis: *looking up from his notebook* Oh... sudoku... yeah I don't get it either.

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Cora: Oooo horoscopes!!

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Luis: *gets excited* Oh! What's mine? I'm a Sagittarius!

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Cora: "Be in touch with your spending, and you will be alot happier in the long run. A partner might be flagrant or more extravagant than you think. Know when to pull back and say no." That means you'll get a hot girlfriend to spend all your money!
Luis: Like I have any money to freaking spend... *thinks about his writer's block* arrgh....

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Cora: I'm a Leo - mine says this: "You might become more self-destructive then you are aware of. Ask yourself this question: How do you handle your anger? MIght there be a more effective way? Make this your project." How do I handle my anger? I guess I cry alot....

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Cora: Let's look up Locke's..... Scorpio: "Clear your chest of what is ailing you. Think in terms of growth and opportunity. News from a distance could toss your plans in midair, whether you like it or not. Get used to this theme in your life" .........

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Luis: Maybe it means he will apologize to you?

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Cora: ................ i don't know...... here's Eden's - Aquarius: "You might spend a good part of the day feeling off-center. How you deal with someone could change radically as a result of upcoming events. Focus your power where it counts." Hey Luis what is V's sign??

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Luis: I haven't got a bloody clue, the guy never talks about himself.

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Cora: Oh bummer... I wonder if him and I have compatible zodiac signs! Teehee <3
Luis: .......... *mutters under his breath* Leo's and Sagittarius' are pretty compatible....
Cora: Hm?
Luis: Nothing.

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Cora: Speaking of which, V called me the other day! Were you the one that gave me my phone?
Luis: Do you think I can afford that?
Cora: I guess not... but he said something interesting...

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Cora: That a certain someone has been causing everyone alot of problems by not meeting his deadlines!!
Luis: ....... It's called Writer's Block. It's not like I'm doing it by choice. I don't enjoy being hassled by V or the publishers as much as they dont' enjoy hassling me. Aren't they satisfied with the tech manuals?
Cora: Well yes... but... it's not what they expected out of you....

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Luis: Well it's not what I expected out of me either... I just don't have anything to write... It's wretched.
Cora: Hmm... well you should let me help you!

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Luis: I don't understand how you could...
Cora: Well you write romance right? I'm a girl.. I have pretty romantic thoughts! And aren't women generally your intended audience?
Luis: Well yes...

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Cora: *starts poking him in the cheek* Then let me help you! I'm sure we could come up with something awesome together!
Luis: Ouch.. Cora, watch your nails.

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Cora: Stop being such a weenie. *pokepokepoke*
Luis: .................

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Cora: *covers her mouth suddenly* Uggh I don't feel too good.

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Luis: It's definately got to be food poisoning.

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Cora: I bet I know what it was too! It was that apple cider in the fridge!

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Cora: Urrk! *makes a hasty exit*

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Luis: *sigh* I wish I could just get inspired...
Witten: *enjoys the comfortable blankies*

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